dave's definitions

daveomatic

Commercially available industrial and domestic work bot designed to provide ISDN technical support and dispensing hot lovin’.

I've got one of those new Daveomatics. Try him on spin cycle. Whiter than white!

by Dave November 20, 2003

edumacation

Silly pronunciation of the word "education".

"You hates Amurica?! Get an edumacation!!"
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

Pillock

Term of endearment; heartening

by Dave July 20, 2002

simpsons

A Brilliant, funny show which has sadly since become mainstream, like all of FOX's new "shows". The general concensus of regular simpsons fans agree that it became this sometime around the 2001-2002 season(season 12). Occasionally, there is a standout episode, however.

The Simpsons was easily the funniest thing on TV until Family Guy came out.

by Dave August 20, 2004

HK21

Machinegun developed by Heckler & Koch. Variable clip amount. Chambered for 7.62x51mm NATO.

A replacement, among others, for the M60 machinegun. It is fast-firing & somewhat-accurate.
There is also the HK23, which is chambered for 5.56x45mm NATO, and also has a shorter barrel.

"The HK21 is my machinegun! ^-^ "
-me

by Dave April 4, 2004

robin hood

A type of person who steals wealth from the undeserving, or dishonorable, and delivering the stolen wealth to the poor.

"Robin Hood was also the name of some fag in a green skirt with a bow & arrow. Ok it was a tunic not a skirt. Same thing!........Yoshimitsu from the Tekken series is a robin hood as well, but at least he's cool! ^_^ "
-me

by Dave January 26, 2004

cuddlebuddy

A type of couple where they, essentially, cuddle one another, often by means of warm hugs.

"Naw it's nothing serious; we're just cuddlebuddies. ^_~ "
-me

by Dave April 1, 2004