dave's definitions

Vincinated

The term used to describe your mental state after drinking with the Vincinator. There are varying degrees of Vincination, from serious alcohol poisoning (CAT 1) to waking up in Devon, on a Thursday, with a sore arse (CAT 5)!

I went for a quiet drink with Vinny, just woke up three days later, I have been Vincinated.

by Dave September 19, 2004

zero tolerance

A common phrase referring all lack of being able to tolerate something. Often a policy referring to various rules to increase strictness and banish all regard for anything against the zero tolerance policy.

"Schools have a zero tolerance policy to guns, understandably, but even leather trenchcoats, pieces of a weapon, chains, certain 'threatening' perephinelia, and all sorts of other things. Pretty soon, there will be a zero tolerance policy for CLOTHES."
-me

by Dave September 23, 2004

one armed bandit

A bandit with one arm.

Such as that guy in the Twin Peaks movie. I don't think he was a bandit. He did have one arm though.

by Dave October 13, 2003

LABLUMF

Lazy Ass Big Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker

If you're a LABLUMF, You'll vote Democrat.

by Dave November 13, 2006

dogtag

A thin, metallic, oval-like-shaped plate used as a form of identification on various aspects (like name, DOB, blood type, etc), worn with a chain (like a necklace), usually by infantry.
The true purpose of the dogtag is to be able to easily identify the corpse of a soldier. The dogtags are usually rested into the mouth of a soldier, sometimes even shoved up their teeth.

"Up their teeth? Ouch....I know they're dead, but still."
-me

PS : my dogtag reads:

GROSS
DAVID
AN ARMY OF ONE
JUNE 14, 1775
U.S. ARMY

Cool huh? I got it for free by sending something into the army. ^_^

by Dave February 22, 2004

Project Babylon

A secret Iraqi project that had the capability of lobbing heavy weapons upon Israel. This Project never saw the light of day because Israeli assassins put an end to it for the sake of their hard-earned homeland.

"Project Babylon isn't anything too fancy. Just another piece of artillery with long-range."
-me

by Dave September 10, 2004

garb

To dress.
A specific type of dress (see also gear).

It's cold outside; I think I'll wear my heavy garb today. OR I think I'll garb my heavy clothes.

by dave June 24, 2004