dan's definitions

Vaguna

a very very large vagina

i was porkin this chick last night, i didn't even have to make effort i fell right into her vaguna

by Dan June 22, 2004

Beth

A popular nickname of Elizabeth or Bethany. Made famous by the KISS song. One of the nicest people I have ever met.

Beth is so motherfucking hot! I could stare at her all day and not get bored.

by Dan July 21, 2004

weary

shitty, not good, bummers; word Dan uses for everything that sucks

"dude surf sucks..." "weary"

by DAN September 7, 2004

crockin

A word dan invented

To croak and rock at the same time

"Dude...The guy with the mullet was crockin at the DefLeapord concert.."

by Dan May 29, 2004

Tater

slang - an anus.

Pump your pecker inside her tater.

by Dan November 30, 2003

santa job

It may be different down here in New Zealand, but for us a Santa Job is the process of placing ANY amount of semen on the recipients (male or female) face.

"Pulled out and santa'd over her face"
OR
"It looks like santa came early this year" - Abusive to the male.

by Dan January 23, 2005

glossin'

awesome, very cool

Whoa, "Electric Warrior" is glossin'.

Man, this is a glossin' episode of Macgyver.

by Dan August 15, 2003