dan's definitions

werby

The desire to smoke a joint

"Oh Roger, I'm so werby, I say, please roll one of them rather marvellous doobies"

by Dan February 22, 2005

get dicking

What Jaden is trying to do when she is waving down cars in the ghetto with her knee-high boots and busting out 48 EE tits.

Jaden was so sexually frustrated, she hit the talk button and said "I need to masturbate or get dicking NOW!"

by Dan September 29, 2004

buggering

the act of shoving a penis into a butt hole

mum, me and alex have been buggering each other

by dan July 29, 2003

clitter

A residue or cheese like substance found inside the labia.

As I fingerbanged this chick I tounged her bean and later found clitter stuck in my mustache.

by Dan June 12, 2004

Stegnut

Someone who can't reach for their wallet without getting chest pains & whining. A cheapass.

Jus, you stegnut, it only costs 2 bucks!

by Dan November 18, 2003

clanker

Droppings; Shit falling into the toilet and making a noise.

Oh man, I just dropped a fat clanker!

Where ya going? I gotta drop a clanker! Be right back!

Where's Dan? He's in the bathroom droppin' a clanker!

I left a few floating clankers in there for ya!

Ben enjoyed eating Dan's clankers.

by Dan October 5, 2004

Ginormous

Extremely large; bigger than giant and enormous

I have a Ginormous Penis.

by Dan March 8, 2002