dan's definitions

a joey

"Joey" means 'cripple' and derives from the famous children's program, Blue Peter.

Blue Peter presentersinvited spina-bifida sufferer, Joey Deacon, onto the show so he could talk about life with this debilitating condition.

"can I play football with you?"

"get away from me you joey"

by dan November 26, 2004

spazclarrt

a reduced or condensed version of the two common jibes "spaz" and "clarrt", both of which are also shortened forms of insults. Spaz being the shortened version of spastic. Clarrt being the short for of razzclot (razz clot being the Jamaican name forthe chunky part of menstral blood).

Spazzclarrt is used by clever people who are talking to white-wide-boys-who-think-they're-black to take the piss by introducing a clearly stupid new piece of urban vocabulary in the hope it will be used in the presence of some real bad ass mother fucker, thereby causing said wannabe white wide boy to be revealed for the numpty he / she is and leading to their ejection from the group.

"We was rinsin dis mash op rave was gabba innit blod"

"safe spazclarrt"

by dan November 26, 2004

chunky

the feeling that one is about to deliver a tramp's breakfast

uh-oh, I must have had a bad pint.

by dan November 26, 2004

karambadon

The act of making love to someone using something you would use to get rid of waste
karambar-to fuck someone with, say, a waste paper bin
karambadon-to perform sexual intercourse using a skip

u should have seen her sinkhole when i karambadonned her

by dan November 27, 2004

vietnahm

ass sneak attack, term 'vietnahm' comes from a round of put-put, while the attacker tells the story of how he 'accidentally' probed the seat of his lady...

The act of doing a woman from behind, pulling it out and shoving yourself into her ass and saying 'oops'. Other dictionary terms apply, but not when your last name is Nahm!!!!!

by Dan December 1, 2004

Fudibulated

Confused, in a stupor, tired, and out of it all at once. It's a modification of Fuddle.

I stayed up for two days straight listening to Phish and Bob Marley after my girlfriend left me. When I was asked a simple question I found I was to fudibulated to answer coherently

by Dan December 1, 2004

iNetter

Originates from a the name of a hosting company, www.inetter.net
Now has became to be used as an adjective, to mean, slow and lots of downtime.
Can be used to describe a website which has a special offer always closing at midnight the next night; so it never really closes.
It can also be used as a verb, to be slow and down.

1 Adjective: This website is so frustrating, very inetter lately!

2 Verb: I'm feeling annoying, I'm going to go iNetter some n3wbies!

3 Adjective: WHAT?! This website always has a special offer which is closing in a few hours from the current time, it's so inetter!

by Dan December 2, 2004