dan's definitions

blapping

To slap someone around the face with an erect penis

To go up to someone and slap your penis against their face

by Dan February 12, 2005

ballooning

One of the most fun things to do in the entire world. An act that consists of a large shopping bag full of water balloons, skilled throwers, and a patient driver. The people drive around looking for innocent pedestrians, and they launch water balloons at them. This is very fun (especially if you know your victim), but extremely hard to get good at.
Variations of this activity include a game, where you score points!

1 point for a snipe. (a hit anywhere that gets them)
2 points for a direct hit. (an awesome shot that nails them.
5 points for a head shot. (rare but rewarding)

Dude #1: "Yo guys, let's go ballooning, I think my brother and his friends are walking home from school."

Dude #2: "Hell yeah, I'll snipe them, so bad they will look like they jsut got out of a wimming pool."

by Dan May 23, 2005

goog

another word for dork but it sounds funnier

my friend missy is such a goog.

by Dan March 27, 2004

hot

a really beautiful girl

the hottest girl ever is this hostest who works at a restaurant i go to

by dan June 28, 2003

tagnastic

when someone leaves the sticky price tag on the soles of thier shoes. they are "tagnastic"

You: Keith, have you spotted that bird over there.
Keith: Yeah, what about her?
You: She's tagnastic.
Keith: yep, well spotted

by dan November 12, 2003

Gelfin

A cross between an Elf and a Goblin.

Look at that little Gelfin over there.

by Dan August 20, 2003

Crash Holly

Greatest 24/7 Hardcore Champ ever, aka Elroy

RIP Crash.

by Dan December 11, 2003