dan's definitions

rainmaker

An employee who creates a significant amount of new business to a company. This term is often used in the context of a financial services company, such as a brokerage.

We need to hire a rainmaker to bring our business up from a slump of no sales.

by dan July 25, 2003

flinkie

a mixture of Flea (who Evan wants) and a twinkie (what Evan eats).

"The Wooten's diggin' a flinkie right now"

by Dan October 8, 2003

The Meatrix

Cartoon created years ago to raise the awareness of something I never cared to pay attention to (mmm...pork). It was later turned into a movie trilogy with a similar title and people replacing the animals. Who's bright idea was that?

"The Matrix is a total rip-off of The Meatrix."

by Dan August 22, 2004

weed

weed is marijuana, stupid. here's some names i've collected
weed
chron or chronic
dro (hydroponics)
sticks and stems (shitty weed)
sticky-icky (dripping with THC)
mauie wowie
jamaican red hair
blueberry
strawberry
AK-47
kind bud
snowflake
skunk and super skunk
mary jane
MJ
grass (no one calls it that anymore)
ganga (pronounced GAHN-JAH)
herb or herbal
dank
trees
mids or middies (average weed)
damn, there's a ton more, i just can't remember from smoking all of the above.

yo, pass me that bowl of cherried weed

by DAN September 3, 2004

iNetter

Originates from a the name of a hosting company, www.inetter.net
Now has became to be used as an adjective, to mean, slow and lots of downtime.
Can be used to describe a website which has a special offer always closing at midnight the next night; so it never really closes.
It can also be used as a verb, to be slow and down.

1 Adjective: This website is so frustrating, very inetter lately!

2 Verb: I'm feeling annoying, I'm going to go iNetter some n3wbies!

3 Adjective: WHAT?! This website always has a special offer which is closing in a few hours from the current time, it's so inetter!

by Dan December 2, 2004

santa job

It may be different down here in New Zealand, but for us a Santa Job is the process of placing ANY amount of semen on the recipients (male or female) face.

"Pulled out and santa'd over her face"
OR
"It looks like santa came early this year" - Abusive to the male.

by Dan January 23, 2005

fukin joey

pertaining to someone acting like a soiled prophilactic device.

Dave's just bought another £27000 beemer in midnight blue. wot a fukin joey.

by dan April 4, 2003