daVE's definitions

Pen15

This stands for P-E-N-I-S..As you can see the 15 at the end of pen15...the 1 resembles the "i" and the 5 resembles the "s". Lots of grade schoolers ask about, "do u have a pen15?" they say that its a pen, so when they say "no" they start to humiliate the person. This is a very imature act.

Yo sup? hey do u have a pen15?
WHAT?!? whats a pen15
oh its a kewl pen, all the boys have them
u serious?
well, do u have 1?
NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

by Dave July 16, 2003

Spike TV

A TV network, formerly known as The National Network, formerly known as the Nashville Network. They changed their focus c. 2001 to become a "guy's" network rather than a country network. Their keystone programming includes Star Trek: The Next Generation, VIP, and various wrestling events. This covers all important guy interests (technology, hot girls, violence). Their acquisition of Exclusive syndication rights to Star Trek TNG was a major ratings boost.

"I want to make the ultimate guy's show. It'll have technology, sex, and violence all in one package."
"What will you call it?"
"Android Kick-Fucking"
"Spike TV will be all over that."

by Dave September 19, 2003

shiss

Form of defecation that resembles urine as much as feces; liquid poo.

Matt just let some shiss rip in the toilet

by Dave April 6, 2003

Thessaloniki

Greek city with a population of around 1 million people. The mose beautiful city in Greece and has been voted one of the top 5 most beautiful cities of Europe.

by Dave September 21, 2003

joojoobs

A type of soft, chewy, succulent candy, often fruit-flavored.

"Ralf, from Ed, Edd'n'Eddy, likes joojoobs."

by Dave March 26, 2004

the red button

See nuclear button.

"During the Cold War there was much fear about whether or not we'd really have to use the red button."
-me

by Dave September 28, 2004

neshach

syrian word; low life or a ball buster

the fucking neshach is on the phone again

by Dave May 13, 2005