daVE's definitions

20

"twehn-tee"
"twuhn-tee"
"tweh-dee"
"twuh-dee"

*The 20th number in the infinite line of numbers, whether positive or negative.

*The most common dollar bill, also the one to receive upgrades to fight theft & counterfeit, etc.

*When you hit age 20, you have one more year left to finally be able to legally drink and buy handguns.

*The number of words you can send to Urban Dictionary per day.

"20 is a common number, especially thanks to the banknotes."
-me

"I can't wait to be 21. I'm 19 though."
-me

"Why Urban Dictionary!? WHY!?!"
-me

by Dave September 10, 2004

KGB

Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti
(Committee for State Security)

The Russian intelligence agency, similar to America's CIA.

"Vladimir Putin seems like an ok guy, but some worry because he's ex-KGB."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

cosmonaut

A Russian astronaut.

"We Americans have astronauts, and the Russians have cosmonauts. No real difference."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

compustore

Best damn computer store ever! Found in the northern hemisphere. Also found on the internet at www.CompuStore.com

CompuStore.com "Not CompUSA", "TigerDirect" and definately not Circuit City. Where the likes of NASA and Geeks from Tech TV find ASUS and other great computer hardware and wireless networking items.

by Dave July 8, 2004

Communist-Nazi

Same thing if you stop and think about it.

"What? Communism & nazism aren't exactly good things in life. Where's the money?"
-me

by Dave November 30, 2004

Microwave

To stick someone's head inside your windpants and fart. Like food inside a saran wrap container their head gets steamed.

He didn't enjoy the steamy smell of my microwave.

by Dave August 25, 2003

tig ol' bitties

"Big ol' titties", rearranged to not sound so offensive, although everyone most likely knows what this means. -_-

"Man girl I love your tig ol' bitties!"
"Aw!? Fuck you you fucking pervert!"
"What?"

by Dave December 31, 2004