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Oysterfest

An area in which there occurs an abundance of females in relation to males. It is the opposite of the popular term "Sausagefest".
"My girlfriend is making me attend a local women's rights convention... it's going to be a total oysterfest."
by Dave August 12, 2008
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simpsons

A Brilliant, funny show which has sadly since become mainstream, like all of FOX's new "shows". The general concensus of regular simpsons fans agree that it became this sometime around the 2001-2002 season(season 12). Occasionally, there is a standout episode, however.
The Simpsons was easily the funniest thing on TV until Family Guy came out.
by Dave August 20, 2004
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obert

The bag Oh Boy O'Berto beef jerkey comes in.
C'mon man open the obert im starving!
by Dave March 2, 2004
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feek

verb, mainly used in the rough parts of ireland as another word to snog/shag/go out with. usually used by the chav-like people of ireland.
i feeked this bird last night.
is he feeking her?
fancy a feek?
by dave February 21, 2005
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Welrod

The name for a type of handgun used in WWII. The Welrod was a top-secret issue handgun, used commonly by the OSS (Office Of Strategic Services, now known as the Central Intelligence Agency).
There are two words to perfectly sum up the Welrod...peculiar, and frightening. The peculiar element of the Welrod is that it looks like a big pipe. The frightening part is that it had accuracy and range equivalent to that of a sniper rifle! The gun's biggest flaw is that it could only use one round per shot (after shot, you had to pull back on a little circular lock, then load the bullet in the top crevice, push the lock back in, and you're ready). Although it looks like a pipe, this is exactly why the shots are very quiet.
Only around 2800 copies were made. Not only that, but the only ones that are allowed to use or possess this gun are government agents.

I forget what caliber it was.... .32? .32acp? If I had my folder with me I'd go full-bore on this sucka. -_-'
"I wish I had one though. Too bad I'm just a civvie. -_-"
-me
by Dave February 3, 2004
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Miroku

*A character on the hit manga/anime series called Inuyasha.
*My idol. Or at least one of my idols.
"*pat pat pat* AAAAH YOU PERVERT!!! *SLAP*"
by Dave January 14, 2004
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Mars

"And I should know! I'm from MARS!"

"No you're not!"

"Uh?...Mars, Alabama; I founded three colleges there. ^_^' "
by Dave March 30, 2004
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