closet queen

Gay male who does not admit that he's gay and pretends that he is straight all the time to his friends/family.
George Bush will not admit that he's a closet queen
by Dave May 22, 2004
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Grunking

To dress up in Medieval-type armor and throw heads of cabbage at bears.
We brought a surplus of cabbage and cuirasses to the zoo to grunk the local bears.
by Dave March 11, 2004
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Sauoce

Verb ~ To get a bitch off your nuts.
Spanish (Alex C. Estrella ~*!21!*~)
Teacher ~ Alex, do your work.
Alex ~ SAUOCE!
by Dave January 14, 2005
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festive

state between buzzed and drunk. The most pleasant of all alcohol induced states.
I had 7 beers, I'm festive
by Dave March 07, 2004
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APC

Codename initials for an Armored Personnel Carrier, a type of armored vehicle commonly used for transporting military personnel.
"A Hummer isn't a good example of an APC because it's not so well-armored; it's meant for high-speed transportation. But since there are many different kinds of Hummers, maybe one could be souped-up to withstand bulet-barrages."
by Dave March 26, 2004
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shotgun effect

The act of turning in a whole bunch of applications to different areas of employment in hope that at least one of them employs you.

The "shotgun effect" could mean anything involving multiple usage of something until something happens. It is similar to how a shotgun shoots : it fires a spread of buckshot, so if you're shooting a buckshot round from a distance, you'd better hope at least ONE of the pellets hit the target.
"The shotgun effect is my attempt to get a fucking job. BUT, it never happens. -_-' "
-me
by Dave April 01, 2004
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Hlum

Hlum- A Mixtured substance Of Jizz and spit(saliva) it is often mixed in a bitches mouth and sometimes though not appreciated not swallowed and dribbled out from the mouth.
"Bitch I know u aint gonna let that Hlum come out cha mouth and get on mah carpet!......Go ahead and lick that Hlum off mah mutha fuckin carpet i aint want no fuckin stains!
by Dave November 28, 2004
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