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deloitte

A public Accounting firm where, on any given day, people walk around with attitudes and grudges. The problem is, MOST of these people should NOT have these grudges because they are either OLD or not very attractive!! Most of the women walk around as if their 'you know what' doesn't smell. The problem here is that it DOES smell. Most of the day is spent backstabbing employees who actually have lives outside the firm - this gives the not very attractive people something to do. Most of the people who do things on the weekends end up being asked to leave, upon which they find a new job for the same salary, but with less hours and demands. This further annoys the 'I'm a company man forever' types and they take it out on new hires. Not one of these 'company man' types can satisfy his/her spouse and usually is the first to find out that someone else is doing the satisfying.
She is 5'2' and weighs almost 200 pounds why does she have an attitude?

She must work at Deloitte
by Dave April 2, 2005
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Mosin-Nagant

Standard-issue bolt-action rifle of the Soviet military during WWII. 7.62x54mm RM. Comes in various forms, including long and short. Overall, a legendary piece of WWII history.
"I plan on buying a Mosin-Nagant."
-me
by Dave November 12, 2004
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Turtle Power

"There were these crooks that tried to kill me but I kicked those fuckers in the faces and snapped their necks. THAT'S Turtle Power!"

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by Dave January 9, 2005
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patriot

A person who supports or loves his country of birth.

However, to be honest, the only real patriots are the ones who fight for their country, and make the Ultimate Sacrifice.
"I love my country. I love this land. If you don't like America, then fuck off because we've had enough of your prejudice. Your hatred for this country makes my colleague's statement 'fuck the world' be so very true and well-spoken."
-me
by Dave January 6, 2005
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TUGGED OUT

adj://Another way to say "thugged out" especially when in reference to someone who looks absolutely ridiculous...
Wannabeeminem: hey whatsup dawg...

Dawg(shakes head in dissaproval...): hey

Onlooker 1: looked at that kid
Onlooker 2: yea, haha he's so tugged (out)
by Dave March 14, 2005
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closet dancer

a referance to homosexuality; A homosexual person who has not told his family or friends that he is homosexual
subject A "you dance to steps?"
subject B "yeh but dont tell my parents"

subject b is a closet dancer
by Dave October 27, 2003
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chuco

He's a chuco with a big heart!
by Dave July 29, 2003
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