dAVE's definitions

laughabiliosis

The result of a small non-life threatening virus entering the cranial cavity. Victims with this disease laugh at the stupidest of words and phrases, and sometimes can erupt into strange body motions which resemble a partial seizure. When an 'attack' comes around, they tend to head straight to the floor, rolling around heaving and laughing so hard it looks like they are in serious agony. Ironically enough, the number one cause for an 'attack' on someone with laughabiliosis is when someone recites the word LAUGH immediately after the person's name.

The origination of this disease seems to have been linked to the KGB but no source can confirm this information.

Non-infected person

Ash, I've been meaning to tell you...I cooked turkey for dinner.

Infected person:

.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *insert seizure here*

by Dave January 9, 2005

hogging

The act of being selfish or inconsiderately occupying an object which another individual might want and has some connotation of joint access both by the one accused of hogging and the accuser. Often heard pertaining to certain desireable items such as good food or drink, video games, or women.

Dude, stop hogging the controller. I want to play.

by dave June 28, 2004

pookakke

It's like bukakke, but with poo instead of jizz. Like a group assplosion in the face.

Hey Rod, Larry... what are you guys doing Friday night?? Oooh, want to come over to my place? We're gonna pookakke Sandra (you know how she likes the warm aroma in her nostrils).

by dave August 29, 2003

charva

scum of the earth borghoose wearing tossers

i used to sell the mera peak (berghaus)jackets to the charvas, they would come in an say: " av yee got that bluee borghoose?" i would stand there and ask: "err which one are you after" the reply would be " the blue one like". So after 20mins trying to figure out exactly which one it is ( there are many borghooses) they would finally pay £250 in a wad of tenners, where do they get their money from? Im one of those hippie types not that i have long hair but they always think i am.." howw yee hiipie cunt" i just laugh. no education, no brains too much cheap piss and yes i totally agree kids at the age of 14. they should be wiped from the face of the earth. The Glaswegian name for a charva is NED or Non Educated Delinquient.. very true

by dave February 16, 2005

war eagle

A battle cry that preppy, hippy rednecks (yes thats possible) yell out at Auburn Univeristy athletic events that really makes no sense at all.

This Auburn frat guy kept yelling "war eagle" in his polo knit shirt until (thank god) this normal guy knocked him out.

by Dave January 3, 2005

jay tabb

quite possibly the finest football player ever born. he could well be jesus.

'burton scored, but jay tabb made the goal'

by dave January 23, 2005

ice clamper

cape breton word used for iceburgs

the ice clampers are in the harbour today

by dave March 16, 2005