dAVE's definitions

whip the willy

To masturbate.

"Do you mind?! I'm whippin' my willy!"

by Dave January 15, 2004

AK

Short for "Avtomat Kalashnikov", the legendary Russian assault rifle.

"I wanna buy an AK."
"Which one? There are so many!"

by Dave September 10, 2004

in charge

to run up to a girl when she is bent over and slam your dick in her ass

I "in charged" her last night

by dave February 24, 2004

Bavarian Snorkler

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)

Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?

by Dave May 26, 2005

Windows

An operating system created by the Microsoft Monopoly. They are only after taking your money adn screwing over your computer at the same time. O.. but I forgot.. they issue patches... and then they make more patches.. and then they make more patches... and so on and so fourth so that you think you are realy improving your computer when all your doing is updating the problem. Prefer an etchasketch over a PC running windows. Hell.. even Microsoft doesent even run a version of Windoze on their servers.

"O.. you run Windoze?....O God I'm so sorry..."

by Dave June 20, 2004

scat

turding all over a lovers head

scat on my face John

by Dave December 12, 2003

barsteward

a) A polite way of saying bastard word
b) Someone who serves drinks from behind a bar with a smug manner

You are a stupid barsteward

by Dave July 8, 2003