hemaboaphilliac

A person who had sex with flaming dead cows.

Adam is such a hemaboaphilliac.

by Dave March 31, 2005

shagmaster

Someone who is really good at sex

I'd go back for more - he/she's a real shagmaster. You could learn a lot from him/her

by Dave July 08, 2003

spazgasim

To "spaz" uncontrolably to something, that is just as pleasurable as an orgasim.

I almost had a spazgasim when I heard the good news.

by dave October 22, 2004

ghost town

A term referring to a town that is literally uninhabited, hence its name.

"Silent Hill is a true ghost town."
-me

"There were a lot of ghost towns during the era of the Wild West thanks to roughneck criminals comin' in and a'shootin' the place up."
-me

by Dave September 28, 2004

untied

Very common mispelling of "united".

"Making a typo that reads 'UNTIED States of America' is very very very very very bad. Watch out!"
-me

by Dave October 31, 2004

benzopyrene

According to Dr. Naomi Hunter in Metal Gear Solid, benzopyrene is a chemical that you get from smoking cigarettes, and is capable of leading to lung cancer.
To listen for yourself, smoke a cig in the game and contact 140.85.

"Is benzopyrene real?"
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

Kick The Can

The oldest known game in the history of humanity. The name speaks for itself; children gather around and kick a can to each other. The history of this game dates are far back as medieval ages, perhaps even further.

Centuries later.....thank God for Nintendo.

"Our present-day kick the can is hackeysack. Like I care though."
-me

by Dave January 20, 2004