eskimoses

A combination of eskimo and moses.

The eskimoses is parting the red sea so we can go ice fishing.

by Cryptic June 07, 2005

cryptic

1. Having a hidden meaning.
2. Secret or mysterious.
3. Using code.

I don't understand that cryptic language.

by Cryptic December 10, 2003

Jesusian

1. Possessing qualities or being similiar to Jesus, often describing one's beard.

That's a Jesusian beard right there.

by Cryptic May 05, 2005

niggerachio

1. A black person who is also of Italian descent.

2. An Italian person pretending to be black.

3. A derogatory term similar to "moron" or "retard".

1. A man named Chef Mario Djequavious.

2. A man named Chef Mario who calls himself Djequavious.

3. "You stupid niggerachio!"

by Cryptic May 05, 2005

scrotal doo rag

Similar to the doo rag, except worn around one's scrotum.

He wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny Yellow polka dot scrotal doo rag
That he wore for the first time today

by Cryptic May 10, 2005

testicular crucifixion

Nailing one's scrotum to a small cross-like object.

Man, he boned my sister! Let's initiate some testicular crucifixion on his ass.

by Cryptic May 05, 2005

whiteshake

1. A handshake done by white people, thus making it very boring.

2. A milkshake comprised of unknown white substances.

3. An indian tribe (pronounced wit-eh-shock-ee) that practices cannabalism, paganism, and badminton.

4. A brand of vibrators.

1. The whiteshake was really lame.

2. The whiteshake smelled foul.

3. The whiteshake ate my Jewish cousin because he couldn't play badminton.

4. The whiteshake fits nicely in one's punane.

by Cryptic June 07, 2005