colin's definitions

sharpie

A gothic person; dresses in all black and has white skin, like a sharpie marker.

look at that sharpie on the stage!

by colin November 9, 2003

Poison Dwarf

A selfish, untrustworthy, deeply obnoxious or evil person of diminutive size, whose ostensibly unthreatening appearance allows them to fulfil their predisposition for causing unprovoked pain and suffering in an under-hand manner for anyone who has the misfortune to strike-up a friendship them.

When I first met her, I couldn't understand why her ex referred to her as the Poison Dwarf, but after 4 years of marriage, involving such unexplained occurrances as the slashing of her tyres and deliveries of excrement, not to mention the blatent lies about her working late, I think I'm starting to understand.

by Colin October 5, 2004

majorijisticalilablity

and egg

colin has two egg shaped balls

by colin March 12, 2003

noun

verb: all-purpose word similar to usage of "smurf" in the tv show of the same name.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Stop nouning my wife!!!"

by colin February 23, 2004

piss on it

When you're playing baseball and you get a pitch too good to not take deep.

Piss on it, turn that sumbitch yellow

by Colin July 15, 2004

#gtfo

Told to someone being a moron on an IRC channel .. term meaing: join channel get the fuck out

Usually told to someone after they were told off. Or in a ban message after being ejected from a channel

ur a fucking lamer #gtfo newb

by Colin October 20, 2003

Uppity

Uppity: rich
Rich people are Uppity

I thought that buying stocks meant you were "way uppity."

by Colin November 24, 2004