colin's definitions

hanus

hardcore nasty. More nasty than haggard.

why is he wearing that hanus gear???

by colin June 14, 2003

webface

1. a freak who chats on zanet
2. term meaning genius
3. a name created by coke meaning "anything else"

1. hello webface
2. look, he's a fucking webface!
3. bleh, it's just a webface

by Colin April 11, 2004

cruuuu

to crush something

Jermy was being gay so I cruuuuded his che.

by Colin October 24, 2003

sharpie

A gothic person; dresses in all black and has white skin, like a sharpie marker.

look at that sharpie on the stage!

by colin November 9, 2003

magoo

Someone who is overly wholesome, excessively cheerful, and a goody-two-shoes in an excruciatingly irritating manner.

Refer to Liar Liar, junk yard scene for a good idea of the terms usage.

by Colin February 23, 2004

majorijisticalilablity

and egg

colin has two egg shaped balls

by colin March 12, 2003

Poison Dwarf

A selfish, untrustworthy, deeply obnoxious or evil person of diminutive size, whose ostensibly unthreatening appearance allows them to fulfil their predisposition for causing unprovoked pain and suffering in an under-hand manner for anyone who has the misfortune to strike-up a friendship them.

When I first met her, I couldn't understand why her ex referred to her as the Poison Dwarf, but after 4 years of marriage, involving such unexplained occurrances as the slashing of her tyres and deliveries of excrement, not to mention the blatent lies about her working late, I think I'm starting to understand.

by Colin October 5, 2004