colin's definitions

shizay

another word for shizzle originated in southern america it can mean you're praising something or simply conquering with your fellow homeboy

thats the shizay! or shizay my nizay

by colin March 5, 2005

shakespeare style

Any form of sex involving penetration of a man's urethra, using one's (man or women) toes to stimulate the penis, and/or the penetration of one's ears, nose, mouth or anus with one's penis, usually with two or more of the above occuring at once.

Dude, I just did it shakespeare style and it was great!
Really?
Yeah, but my urethra and toes are a bit tender.

by Colin March 14, 2005

Atheist

One who has found that all of the religions known (including atheism) have no evidence and that the effort put into any other religion is not worth the minute posibility that it may save their soul.

I could spend 2 hours a week worshiping God, and if i did pick the 0.0001% chance that it was the right religion then i still cannot do all the self-contradicting things the Bible asks

by Colin February 21, 2004

upper decking

The act of masturbating with the aid of a woman's breasts.

Oh man, I can't believe he Upper Decked that girl...

by Colin January 22, 2004

toboggan

A sled. Not a knit hat!

"Hey, get out your toboggan, not your hat, and let's go sled riding.

by Colin January 12, 2005

arya

arya's cool don't dis him

by colin November 2, 2003

goshmontay

A horny retard. Used by the sickest urbs.

Damn! Look at that Goshmontay all up on that special-ed teach!

by Colin November 14, 2004