colin's definitions

Poison Dwarf

A selfish, untrustworthy, deeply obnoxious or evil person of diminutive size, whose ostensibly unthreatening appearance allows them to fulfil their predisposition for causing unprovoked pain and suffering in an under-hand manner for anyone who has the misfortune to strike-up a friendship them.

When I first met her, I couldn't understand why her ex referred to her as the Poison Dwarf, but after 4 years of marriage, involving such unexplained occurrances as the slashing of her tyres and deliveries of excrement, not to mention the blatent lies about her working late, I think I'm starting to understand.

by Colin October 5, 2004

cruuuu

to crush something

Jermy was being gay so I cruuuuded his che.

by Colin October 24, 2003

hang 21

When one is surfing, they place their hands, toes and penis on the edge of the board.

Yo, check me out! I'm doing a hang 21!

by colin November 10, 2003

vassili zamji

a gay ass fagot (1st def) with no friends that hate aleshia jones.

vassili hates aleshia

by colin November 29, 2003

coops mom

a hot chick who likes to suck big cock

anyguy, anytime, u got it!

by colin September 6, 2003

yolo

You Only Live Once!

Hey man.....yolo!

by Colin April 6, 2004

goshmontay

A horny retard. Used by the sickest urbs.

Damn! Look at that Goshmontay all up on that special-ed teach!

by Colin November 14, 2004