colin's definitions

homey don't play that

A disagreement or protest to a suggested idea or action.

Carlton said, "Let's watch American Idol!", and Will was like, "Homey don't play that."

by colin April 5, 2005

2 hand choke hold

For those men endowed enough to this, it can be pretty impressive. Before jumping into the sack with your lover, you grab your raging manhood with both hands, one fist over the other and squeeze (or choke)your penis. This causes the head of the prick to swell up and turn a dark purple.

I decided to show off last night with this girl so I showed her the 2 hand choke hold.

by Colin October 9, 2004

nt

Used to turn a positive statement into a negative one.

"Wow, that was amazing!"

"Uh, nt."

by Colin November 12, 2004

Weirded Out

Alienated by the one you love and who you thought loved you.
See dumped

You got weirded out SON

by Colin October 19, 2004

alpha sigma tau

AST's are like female frat boys. you can find them on almost any night of the week doing a keg stand, kicking your ass in beer pong or doing a power hour. if you piss them off they will take one of their rusty anchors and show it up your ass! hottest, bitchiest girls alive

random girl: whos that slut doing a keg stang
friend: probably an AST, dont be jealous just beacuse they didnt give you a bid

by colin February 26, 2005

merkur

Ford's high performance sedans from the mid-late 1980's. Quick car, unpronouncable name. Driving one these days solicits "WTF!!" reactions.

Commoner: Whoa, wtf is that? An Escort?
Merkanic: No, fool. It's a mare-coor.
Commoner: Riiight... nice wing.
Merkanic: Thanks, it's stock.

by Colin August 26, 2004

Anal Bukkake

The same as bukkake except the males defecate on the female instead of ejaculate.

After the anal bukkake session, Kim wanted nothing more than to take a good shower.

by Colin March 14, 2005