colin's definitions

shitty bitches

an expression used in times of frustration.

SHITTY BITCHES! i just dropped my placenta burger on the ground!

by Colin May 8, 2005

Life-Shit

A defecation so glorious that its passing causes your life up to that point to flash before your eyes due to the sheer emotion provoked by the stool.

Friend A: "Do I hear Brad crying in the bathroom?"

Friend B: "He must have just passed a life-shit!"

by Colin January 5, 2009

Jebadiath

Jebadiath is a word used with the St Mary Cray.

Jebadiath boi ark at him

by Colin December 23, 2003

Ring

Wear it on ya finger, made of gold unless ur a cheap bastard then you can wear silver or copper

Keeper ring

by Colin December 23, 2003

get off it

leave me or whatever alone

dude, "get off it"

by Colin August 7, 2003

Religious ignorance

Someone who only has knowledge of their own religion (usually a form of Christianity) rather than the major ones: Islam, Jewism, Hinduism, Confucianism, Buddhism. Also: someone who has their eyes blinded to truth by religious ignorance (ie: dinosaurs could not have existed - they are not in the Bible)

Religious ignorance usually is concentrated in churches - how ironic.

by Colin October 10, 2003

Gayish

A young man too yong to be fully gay therefore gayish

In Middle School "You are gayish"

by Colin September 6, 2004