colin's definitions

TOJEJ

an individual who wears a blazer jacket that does not match any other clothes that they are wearing.

The Tzar, The One, The J, The E, The Jamie

by Colin September 27, 2004

Ring

Wear it on ya finger, made of gold unless ur a cheap bastard then you can wear silver or copper

Keeper ring

by Colin December 23, 2003

Life-Shit

A defecation so glorious that its passing causes your life up to that point to flash before your eyes due to the sheer emotion provoked by the stool.

Friend A: "Do I hear Brad crying in the bathroom?"

Friend B: "He must have just passed a life-shit!"

by Colin January 5, 2009

Jebadiath

Jebadiath is a word used with the St Mary Cray.

Jebadiath boi ark at him

by Colin December 23, 2003

Ino

The fattest girl you can ever think of in your life.

"Damn, that Ino is so huge, she needs her own aquarium."

by Colin October 5, 2004

off the log

A fart that passes over a piece of crap before leaving your body.

"Holy crap that fart smells horrible! It must have been off the log."

by Colin January 10, 2004

Dopest

Sickest; coolest; tightest; most awesome.

The was the dopest thing ever man!

by Colin October 19, 2004