colin's definitions

Stoffle

an uncircumsized penis, haah. just really goes with the look and mind of a goofy looking penis!

Paul:Its like a blanket when i sleep but for my penis.....Me: haha ur a fucking loser, u have a helmet dick bitch!!

by Colin February 22, 2005

cuntscab

a hard diss on someone u dont like

your a bitch.
good one cuntscab!

by colin November 21, 2003

Chufter

Used as an alternative to Wanker or Asshole. Believed to originate from a McDonalds restuarant in Northern Ireland

"That guy is a serious chufter"

by Colin July 1, 2004

Ring

Wear it on ya finger, made of gold unless ur a cheap bastard then you can wear silver or copper

Keeper ring

by Colin December 23, 2003

Life-Shit

A defecation so glorious that its passing causes your life up to that point to flash before your eyes due to the sheer emotion provoked by the stool.

Friend A: "Do I hear Brad crying in the bathroom?"

Friend B: "He must have just passed a life-shit!"

by Colin January 5, 2009

get off it

leave me or whatever alone

dude, "get off it"

by Colin August 7, 2003

piss on it

When you're playing baseball and you get a pitch too good to not take deep.

Piss on it, turn that sumbitch yellow

by Colin July 15, 2004