colin's definitions

Bess

The hottest hottie of all time, usually seen with the stud Colin or maybe looking fine at the local Krystal.

Man, she's hot but not as hot as Bess.

by colin December 13, 2004

upper decking

The act of masturbating with the aid of a woman's breasts.

Oh man, I can't believe he Upper Decked that girl...

by Colin January 22, 2004

Atheist

One who has found that all of the religions known (including atheism) have no evidence and that the effort put into any other religion is not worth the minute posibility that it may save their soul.

I could spend 2 hours a week worshiping God, and if i did pick the 0.0001% chance that it was the right religion then i still cannot do all the self-contradicting things the Bible asks

by Colin February 21, 2004

arya

arya's cool don't dis him

by colin November 2, 2003

goshmontay

A horny retard. Used by the sickest urbs.

Damn! Look at that Goshmontay all up on that special-ed teach!

by Colin November 14, 2004

Stuart Singer

disco, memory loss, thunder thighs, chav

"have you seen that stuart singer anywhere around?"
"has stuart singer put in a video for magnum?"

by Colin April 12, 2005

toboggan

A sled. Not a knit hat!

"Hey, get out your toboggan, not your hat, and let's go sled riding.

by Colin January 12, 2005