Definitions by colin

weapons of mass destruction

Modern equivalent of the Holy Grail: they may never be found, but they sure provide impetus for Christian westerners to crusade into the Middle East and kill brown people.

"Monty Python and the Weapons of Mass Destruction"

weapons of mass destruction by Colin January 18, 2004

clown shoes 

when something is lame
thesuarus: weak sacue, mickey mouse boot squash

Nick: Nah, I can't go smoke a bowl I got work.
Colin: Dude!, that is so totally clown shoes.

clown shoes by Colin January 15, 2004

Yay Vagy 

It's my Phone Number.. for real.

I am a very good-looking, availible women who calls yay vagy for a good time.

Yay Vagy by Colin January 13, 2004

off the log 

A fart that passes over a piece of crap before leaving your body.

"Holy crap that fart smells horrible! It must have been off the log."

off the log by Colin January 10, 2004

censorship 

A technique designed to blind the world's children from what they will someday learn.
-Commonly used in Japanese animation(anime) which may contain brief nudity or drug use, this is why people in America do not watch Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, or Dragon Ball GT, because they are so censored that they seem so extremely stupid that it's not even good anymore. Thank god anime like Akira and Neon Genesis Evangelion were never censored.
-Also used in music as a sticker that may read, "Parental Advisory Explicit Content." that is used to try to prevent children from listening to music that is deemed "offensive" and that may even help expand their horizons as individualists. It is sometimes true that some material in music leads to violence, but those who do take violent lyrics seriosuly are just idiots.

Cencorship is commonly used in China, as well as the United States and throughout Europe.

censorship by colin January 1, 2004

broke 

The state of having no, or very little money.

I am broke, so I am not of the state of being able to play one or more of multiple pleasurable games at the local arcade.

broke by colin January 1, 2004

Jebadiath

Jebadiath is a word used with the St Mary Cray.

Jebadiath boi ark at him

Jebadiath by Colin December 23, 2003