Bwahahaha!

Improper use of the much maligned correct Muahahaha. Often used with much gusto in place of actual intelligence.

Please see Muahahaha.

I ate the eggs....Bwahahaha

by Colin April 09, 2004

wife

verb: when one of your friends gets married to a chick that is pure evil. The most common result of which is never seeing your friend again because his new wife has sucked the marrow of life out of your friendship. Used in anger, general despair, or for humorous effect when all you can do is laugh about the whole situation because it's so retarded.

1. Dude, he totally got wifed!
2. She's got him so wifed, he doesn't know his moose-knuckle from a pimply walnut.
or when marriage becomes a quickly-approaching cloud of doom...
3. She's wifing him, man. It's only a matter of time :(

by colin February 26, 2004

Qwikster

A social media venture for fans of Nestle Quik

"I met this girl on Qwikster... bitch loves chocolate milk!"

by Colin September 19, 2011

Ring

Wear it on ya finger, made of gold unless ur a cheap bastard then you can wear silver or copper

Keeper ring

by Colin December 23, 2003

hardbar

any type of liguir can be called hardbar

i had around 10 shots of hardbar lastnight

by colin November 22, 2003

Life-Shit

A defecation so glorious that its passing causes your life up to that point to flash before your eyes due to the sheer emotion provoked by the stool.

Friend A: "Do I hear Brad crying in the bathroom?"

Friend B: "He must have just passed a life-shit!"

by Colin January 06, 2009

Ino

The fattest girl you can ever think of in your life.

"Damn, that Ino is so huge, she needs her own aquarium."

by Colin October 06, 2004