Upper Decking

The precise positioning of the penis between a woman's breasts in a stimulating effort to achieve sexual climax.
I can't believe Jake Upper-Decked Carol Cartwright to get a day off of school...
by Colin January 26, 2004
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toboggan

A sled. Not a knit hat!
"Hey, get out your toboggan, not your hat, and let's go sled riding.
by Colin January 12, 2005
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Religious fundamentalist

Usually Christians - like to shove religion down other's throats - usually anti-choice. See Holier-Than-Thou.
Oh shit! Here come a bunch o' fundamentalists! Hide the contaceptives!
by Colin October 10, 2003
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Chufter

Used as an alternative to Wanker or Asshole. Believed to originate from a McDonalds restuarant in Northern Ireland
"That guy is a serious chufter"
by Colin July 1, 2004
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pyckling

Justly destroying a drunk's illusions that he can control his alcohol problems. At all times speak the truth, and does not involve either h8ing or lying.
<sloppy drunk retard> hi I'm a drunk and I fuck ugly japanese women
<awesome guy> sir, you're doing a disservice to both yourself and everybody else by continuing on this path of self-degradation. Please get help.
by Colin December 13, 2003
mugGet the pycklingmug.

Qwikster

A social media venture for fans of Nestle Quik
"I met this girl on Qwikster... bitch loves chocolate milk!"
by Colin September 19, 2011
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shitty bitches

SHITTY BITCHES! i just dropped my placenta burger on the ground!
by Colin May 8, 2005
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