Religious fundamentalist

Usually Christians - like to shove religion down other's throats - usually anti-choice. See Holier-Than-Thou.
Oh shit! Here come a bunch o' fundamentalists! Hide the contaceptives!
by Colin October 10, 2003
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Upper Decking

The precise positioning of the penis between a woman's breasts in a stimulating effort to achieve sexual climax.
I can't believe Jake Upper-Decked Carol Cartwright to get a day off of school...
by Colin January 26, 2004
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sasi backup

1) An ethnic friend, generally female, who stands behind you and sasses your detractors whenever they are encoutnered.

2) Something generally heard over the loudspeakers at chatham high school. Nobody really knows what it means, but your life is never the same once you've heard it.
The sasi backup will begin in 5 minutes.

Oh yeah, that girl was getting all up in my face, but my sasi backup, Laura the Fexican, out sassed her hoe ass.
by Colin March 26, 2005
mugGet the sasi backupmug.

Qwikster

A social media venture for fans of Nestle Quik
"I met this girl on Qwikster... bitch loves chocolate milk!"
by Colin September 19, 2011
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shitty bitches

SHITTY BITCHES! i just dropped my placenta burger on the ground!
by Colin May 08, 2005
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Chufter

Used as an alternative to Wanker or Asshole. Believed to originate from a McDonalds restuarant in Northern Ireland
"That guy is a serious chufter"
by Colin July 01, 2004
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pyckling

Justly destroying a drunk's illusions that he can control his alcohol problems. At all times speak the truth, and does not involve either h8ing or lying.
<sloppy drunk retard> hi I'm a drunk and I fuck ugly japanese women
<awesome guy> sir, you're doing a disservice to both yourself and everybody else by continuing on this path of self-degradation. Please get help.
by Colin December 13, 2003
mugGet the pycklingmug.