Definitions by coinroller

preseason 

In sport, the games prior to the season that aren't given any value. They are just played more as a warm-up to the actual points system season.

The off season's been so long, at least the preseason's started but that's still shit.

preseason by coinroller January 10, 2008

left handed curse

The curse applies to all left handed people and is the side affect of writing using an ink pen with your left hand. The ink from written words smudges all over the side of your palm and pinky finger.

After a long day at the office, Ivan got home and spent ten minutes cleaning the ink smudges on his left hand. Ivan suffers from the dreaded left handed curse.

left handed curse by coinroller December 29, 2007

uder 

As in uder. Pronounced "you-dee-er". Someone who involves themselves with ud in some way ie.uploading words, browsing words etc..

wow, he's uploaded like 200 words.. uder..

uder by coinroller August 30, 2007

chucksize 

The one size above supersize.

a: Would you like to be supersized?
b: Could i be chucksized instead.

chucksize by coinroller August 24, 2007

teachinger 

The dude who teachings you.

My teachinger gave me a dentention.

teachinger by coinroller August 23, 2007

threethirtyitis 

The lack of concentration experienced during mid-day.

boss: JOOOOHHNNSOOONN, where is that report i asked for..
johnson: huh.. what.. where am i...

A classic example of threethirtyitis

threethirtyitis by coinroller August 23, 2007

constitute 

Where a prostitute is 'pro'
a constitute is 'con'.
A prostitute who does a bad job.

I can't believe i payed $1000 bucks for that constitute.

constitute by coinroller August 23, 2007