cockjuggling thundercunt's definitions

Milk a Horse

To firmly grasp and stroke the, baseball bat sized, hot, sweaty and slippery meat shaft attached to the underside of a stallion, which commonly known as a horses cock. This act is generally frowned upon in most societies. It it is simply unforgivable to any and all people who attempt it and succeed. It is even especially unforgivable (and uncontrollably hilarious) to proceed to drink any/all of the horse cum that may ejaculate violently into the milker's face.

"Everyone check it out! Nadsack is about to milk a horse!!!"

by cockjuggling thundercunt June 22, 2009

Nice Tates

A common phrase openly stated by the typical man, its meaning applies to two specific scenario. The first and more common one being when a woman with a fantastic set of funbags, despite having a "great personality", walks by a man who catches a glimpse of the glorious sight and will happily proclaim "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice TATES!", expressing his joy. The second meaning is derived from the great sense of satisfaction a man gets when he imagines what a pair of nice tates would look like pressed against his face, for when something cool or awesome happens, it becomes more than acceptable to state "Niiiice Tates" as a means of defining the awesome/cool moment.

Example 1

Dude1: "Dude check out the hot bitch wearing the soaking wet white tank-top!!!"

Dude2: "Shes got some Nice Tates!!!"

Example 2

Nadsack: "Niiiiiiiiiiice Tates!"

Chick: "Excuse me???"

Nadsack" *gets scared girly look his face "Oh im sorry! I wasnt talkin bout u! It was just the moment!"

Girl: "Ur such a loser, get a haircut."

by cockjuggling thundercunt February 21, 2010

stimulate your genitals

An action whose sole purpose can vary for many reasons, but usually, the main cause for such an act is one of the following...

A. Boredom

B. Release of "stress"

C. Your hand is the closest thing to a dripping wet horny pussy that you'll ever get.



So just do it already.

Nadsack will stimulate his genitals all day,and nothing will cum out.

or

Nadsack will stimulate your genitals,and will only ask that when the time is right that you aim for his face.

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 31, 2009

Pinewood Derby Car

An easily attainable wooden block used for boyscout races. Or self taught physics classes.
Locations where you can find them:
K-Mart, Wal Mart, McDonalds, CVS, Walgreens, Publix, BJ's, Sams, Costco, Petco, Borders, Barnes and Noble, Piggly Wiggly, Lowes, Home Depot, Burger King, Olive Garden, Busch Gardens, Spencers, Hollister, Goodwill, Beefs, Moes, Shanes Rib Shack, Quiznos, Subway, Sears, Cuck E Cheese, Dentists Office, Verizon, AA meetings, Sushi Bars, The Gym, The YMCA, Urologist, Suntrust, Gynecologist, Wendy's, Dicks sporting goods, Five Guys, Auntie Annies, Sonic, Blockbuster, Smoothie King, Ben n Jerrys, Starbucks, The Movie Theatre, Winn Dixie, Virgin Megastore, Nike Store, Walmart.com, Amazon.com, Ebay, Burlington Coat Factory, ABC Liqour, Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, The Beach, Sunglass Hut, Bowling alleys, Hallmark, Taco Bell, Denny's, DQ, Arby's Captian D's, Long John Silvers, Apple Store, iTunes, Best Buy, Ford dealers, BMW, and GMC dealerships, The Barber Shop, Krusty Burger, Super Cuts, ROTC Buildings, Vending Machines, Garbage Cans, inside fish, in your garden, in your yard, Office Depot, Staples, In your kyphs, Target, Juice Zone, Orange Groves, The Grand Canyon, Ellis Island, the Eiffel Tower, the Great Pyramids, The Great Wall of china, in txt messages, UPS, FedEx, Chilis, Applebees, Nordstrom, Dillards, PacSun, Macaroni Grill, Champs, I sell them!

Nadsack: I cant find a friggin pinewood derby car!

Jon: Really? I got mine at CVS! they also sell them at ( insert blank from above)

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 23, 2009

classturbation

To be in a class so boring that you take your non-dominant ( or dominant) hand and reach into your pants pocket and proceed to stimulate your genitals.

Matt: Dude that class was so boring, I just classturbated the whole time.

Nadsack: Me too. Classturbation helps with my tourettes.

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 21, 2009

Flaming Master Falcon Grip

When, in the middle of a heated sticky sweaty romping raging session of intercourse, the one special girl that will do anything for you will reach in her own tight asshole, force her fingers around her uterus that you are busy pounding away at with your meatshaft and grasps your raging hard on and gives you the greatest sensation in the world by giving you a handjob with the inside walls of her vagina at the same time while fucking a smoking hot bitches cunt hole.

Chick: Oh my god ur soooo good! omg omg omg

Nadsack: Fucking give it to me!!!

Chick: wat????!

Nadsack: A flaming master falcon grip BITCH!

Chick: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

by cockjuggling thundercunt August 26, 2009

Boom Boom Baba

The epitome of Aghori pride. You will know he is near by his signature "BOOM!" that he cries out in his tantric meditation, or by the rotten stench of a cannibalistic geriatric that hasn't bathed in god knows how long. Commonly seen drinking his own urine, Boom Boom Baba has reached a stage of enlightenment that few will ever even dream of, he has learned to live off the land like a true Aghori, eating whatever he can find ( seriously, anything.). He earned his fame when aired on an episode of Wildboyz, over the years he has climbed to celebrity status, even having several cameo apperances like in District 9. If you look closely you can see him standing atop the humongous alien spacecraft with his arms in the air proclaiming his name... "I AM BOOM BOOM BABA"

guy1: "Dude I was walking down the street in India when I heard it..."

guy2:" heard what?"

guy1: "....BOOM!!!"

guy2: "Oh my god... it was Boom Boom Baba...

guy1:" I know, it was amazing"

guy2:" You're soo lucky."

by cockjuggling thundercunt October 12, 2009