cockjuggling thundercunt's definitions

Milk a Horse

To firmly grasp and stroke the, baseball bat sized, hot, sweaty and slippery meat shaft attached to the underside of a stallion, which commonly known as a horses cock. This act is generally frowned upon in most societies. It it is simply unforgivable to any and all people who attempt it and succeed. It is even especially unforgivable (and uncontrollably hilarious) to proceed to drink any/all of the horse cum that may ejaculate violently into the milker's face.

"Everyone check it out! Nadsack is about to milk a horse!!!"

by cockjuggling thundercunt June 22, 2009

premenstrual

To be in an obnoxiously bitchy and uncompromisable state for no apparent reason. It can effect both males and females, if is a female, the only socially acceptable thing to do is to simply tune out any unnecessary jabber that might be escaping the premenstrual bitches noise hole. If male, however is acceptable to comment on the size, and/or visibility of their newly attained vagina.

Bitch: "I hate this! Today sucks! I hated Wall-E!"

Dude:" ...mhm...whatever you say..."

or

Male bitch/ Nadsack:" Im so bored, Im friggin hungry, wake up already! Feed me!"

Dude: "Hey, don't be so premenstrual, I can see ur vagina from here."

by cockjuggling thundercunt June 22, 2009

Flip a Titty

To overreact in a womanly or girlish manner, at the most minuscule and/or stupid thing. The term comes from the flipping motion of the persons boobies when they freak out in their titty flipping session. The origin of the phrase came from when a girl overreacted and got all hissy bitchy from the accidental flippage of her titties.

Guy 1: Dammit stop playing that shitty music on your guitar, you suck!

Guy 2: Geez don't flip a titty fine I will stop.

by cockjuggling thundercunt June 23, 2009

Nice Tates

A common phrase openly stated by the typical man, its meaning applies to two specific scenario. The first and more common one being when a woman with a fantastic set of funbags, despite having a "great personality", walks by a man who catches a glimpse of the glorious sight and will happily proclaim "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice TATES!", expressing his joy. The second meaning is derived from the great sense of satisfaction a man gets when he imagines what a pair of nice tates would look like pressed against his face, for when something cool or awesome happens, it becomes more than acceptable to state "Niiiice Tates" as a means of defining the awesome/cool moment.

Example 1

Dude1: "Dude check out the hot bitch wearing the soaking wet white tank-top!!!"

Dude2: "Shes got some Nice Tates!!!"

Example 2

Nadsack: "Niiiiiiiiiiice Tates!"

Chick: "Excuse me???"

Nadsack" *gets scared girly look his face "Oh im sorry! I wasnt talkin bout u! It was just the moment!"

Girl: "Ur such a loser, get a haircut."

by cockjuggling thundercunt February 21, 2010

Shes Got A Great Personality

An extremely sarcastic comment stated by men who are trying to describe a girl that is one, or any combination of the following: fat, bitchy, moody, dumb, annoying, or abstinent . When stating that a girl has a "great personality" it is usually to give the illusion to any surrounding "great personalities" that the guy who is talking is actually not critisizing the blatantly negative aspects of a womans character, when in fact he rightfully is.

Dude1:"I cant belive this girl is freaking out over nothing! WTF?!?!?"

Dude2:"I told you man, shes got a great personality..."

...

Dude1Dude2:"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

by cockjuggling thundercunt February 23, 2010

Flaming Master Falcon Grip

When, in the middle of a heated sticky sweaty romping raging session of intercourse, the one special girl that will do anything for you will reach in her own tight asshole, force her fingers around her uterus that you are busy pounding away at with your meatshaft and grasps your raging hard on and gives you the greatest sensation in the world by giving you a handjob with the inside walls of her vagina at the same time while fucking a smoking hot bitches cunt hole.

Chick: Oh my god ur soooo good! omg omg omg

Nadsack: Fucking give it to me!!!

Chick: wat????!

Nadsack: A flaming master falcon grip BITCH!

Chick: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

by cockjuggling thundercunt August 26, 2009

Firehouseing

In the middle of a romping session of hardcore penetration, you take cologne and a lighter, proceed to light a womans shave cave on fire and shove your meat stick right in her flaming cunt hole. Right before and third degree burns permanently scar, you then pull out right before you blow a giant five roper and put out the blazing vagina. If done correctly the end result should consist of a perfectly hairless pussy, all hairs burned off, and a full stomach since all of this is done while eating a delicious sub from Firehouse.

Dude: dont move baby...

Chick: what are you doing?!?!?!!

Dude: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM FIREHOUSEING UR ASS! *lights pussy on fire

Chick: AAHAAUAHAUHAHAHAHUAHUAGUHAUGUUAUAA!!!!!

by cockjuggling thundercunt December 30, 2009