A common phrase openly stated by the typical man, its meaning applies to two specific scenario. The first and more common one being when a woman with a fantastic set of funbags, despite having a "great personality", walks by a man who catches a glimpse of the glorious sight and will happily proclaim "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice TATES!", expressing his joy. The second meaning is derived from the great sense of satisfaction a man gets when he imagines what a pair of nice tates would look like pressed against his face, for when something cool or awesome happens, it becomes more than acceptable to state "Niiiice Tates" as a means of defining the awesome/cool moment.
Example 1
Dude1: "Dude check out the hot bitch wearing the soaking wet white tank-top!!!"
Dude2: "Shes got some Nice Tates!!!"
Example 2
Nadsack: "Niiiiiiiiiiice Tates!"
Chick: "Excuse me???"
Nadsack" *gets scared girly look his face "Oh im sorry! I wasnt talkin bout u! It was just the moment!"
Girl: "Ur such a loser, get a haircut."
Dude1: "Dude check out the hot bitch wearing the soaking wet white tank-top!!!"
Dude2: "Shes got some Nice Tates!!!"
Example 2
Nadsack: "Niiiiiiiiiiice Tates!"
Chick: "Excuse me???"
Nadsack" *gets scared girly look his face "Oh im sorry! I wasnt talkin bout u! It was just the moment!"
Girl: "Ur such a loser, get a haircut."
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Nadsack: "I DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING IN PHYSICS! IT'S FUCKING HORSE CUM!"
or... "THIS IS A LOAD A HORSE CUM!"
or... "I'D RATHER GARGLE HORSE CUM!"
or... " I love horse cum."
or... "THIS IS A LOAD A HORSE CUM!"
or... "I'D RATHER GARGLE HORSE CUM!"
or... " I love horse cum."
by cockjuggling thundercunt March 23, 2009
Get the horse cum mug.An extremely sarcastic comment stated by men who are trying to describe a girl that is one, or any combination of the following: fat, bitchy, moody, dumb, annoying, or abstinent . When stating that a girl has a "great personality" it is usually to give the illusion to any surrounding "great personalities" that the guy who is talking is actually not critisizing the blatantly negative aspects of a womans character, when in fact he rightfully is.
Dude1:"I cant belive this girl is freaking out over nothing! WTF?!?!?"
Dude2:"I told you man, shes got a great personality..."
...
Dude1Dude2:"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
Dude2:"I told you man, shes got a great personality..."
...
Dude1Dude2:"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
by cockjuggling thundercunt February 23, 2010
Get the Shes Got A Great Personality mug.To firmly grasp and stroke the, baseball bat sized, hot, sweaty and slippery meat shaft attached to the underside of a stallion, which commonly known as a horses cock. This act is generally frowned upon in most societies. It it is simply unforgivable to any and all people who attempt it and succeed. It is even especially unforgivable (and uncontrollably hilarious) to proceed to drink any/all of the horse cum that may ejaculate violently into the milker's face.
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Get the Milk a Horse mug.To explode the most powerful load into the face of some poor unsuspecting prey, the result should end with cum drenched in the victims entire face, and every facial orifice, seriously, in the eyebrows, hair, nostrils, eyeballs, everywhere.
Chick:"Give it to me!!!"
Guy:". . . ok!"
*SPLOOOOSHH!
Chick: "WTF WAS THAT?!?! I ALMOST DROWNED!!!"
Dude: " ahhhhhh Warpaint cumshot baby."
Guy:". . . ok!"
*SPLOOOOSHH!
Chick: "WTF WAS THAT?!?! I ALMOST DROWNED!!!"
Dude: " ahhhhhh Warpaint cumshot baby."
by cockjuggling thundercunt January 12, 2010
Get the Warpaint Cumshot mug.To be in a state of complete and absolute uselessness to any one or anything. No productive action or thought can be sequestered while in this annoying as hell state. Repeatedly dunking one's head into a bucket of rusty razors is more useful to the universe than twittling your nutsack.
Matt: DUDE!, UR MY PARTNER! STOP FUCKING TWITTLING YOUR NUTSACK AND HELP ME WITH OUR PHYSICS BRIDGE PROJECT!
Nadsack:...
Matt: I should have taken the entire class's advice.
Nadsack:...
Matt: I should have taken the entire class's advice.
by cockjuggling thundercunt March 31, 2009
Get the twittling your nutsack mug.One of the most ridiculously difficult, most fucking aggravating and profoundly anal retentive classes ever to be conceived by a devil worshiping baby eater. It alone can bring down an honor role student to virtually failing grades, anybody who gets a fraction of a point above above a 79% in this class and has the audacity to state that it is easy, or complains about their grade, has the choice to either literally drive 16 ford f350's directly into their tight pink virgin, soon to be bleeding, assholes, or rip out their sexual organs and sell them on eBay for no more that $1.35.
Bum: Spare some change??
Pedestrian: Why didn't you finish high school ya lazy bum?
Bum: I took apus history.
Pedestrian: ...how much do you need?
Pedestrian: Why didn't you finish high school ya lazy bum?
Bum: I took apus history.
Pedestrian: ...how much do you need?
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