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Linus Torvalds

The only man to ever create something (Linux) which may just destroy Microsoft Windows.

Also the man Bill Gates fears the most, he fears him so much that RedHat and Linux.org send Bill Gates into a nervous breakdown whenever he hears the name, or views the websites.
Microsoft Employee: Bill, Linux is gradually overtaking us.
Bill Gates: NOOO GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY!!!! *has nervous breakdown*
by Cloud November 19, 2004
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Sean Paul

Possibly one of the worst artists ever. Sounds like a total fool when he sings, and everyone who likes him has the IQ of about 6.
Listen to some real music dickheads, like Vocal Trance
by Cloud November 22, 2004
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Download

What 99% of the world obtain their music and programs. In 5 years CD's, tapes and records etc will all be eliminated.
In 2020 it will be possible to download the Internet.
by Cloud November 22, 2004
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Essex

Home of the sluts, and chavs. Essex in the UK is totally populated by them, and you can't go to a club without the threat of being stabbed, or getting drunk and getting a girl pregnant.

Essex has its ups aswell. It does have some ok places.

But do not go to Essex for a holiday.
If you ever want to have kids then do a runner, come to Essex, you will achieve it in 1 night!
by Cloud November 22, 2004
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Boy Racers

Total losers who spend more money doing up their cars, than what they actually paid for the car.

They like to drive up and down the same road trying to act cool with their exhaust which sounds like a dying cow.

Populate Essex aswell.
That Boy Racer fag paid more money to trick it out than the car. Oh wait wow, he has a girl in the frotn seat who isn't even legal to read Never Never Land yet!
by Cloud November 22, 2004
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w3c

Without W3C there would be no Internet. Possibly the greatest people on Earth.

They have saved millions many hour sof having to jack off to imaginery porn in their heads.

Also invented HTML, the basis of all internet code.
W3C have saved my life.
by Cloud November 23, 2004
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ICQ

A lame Instant Messaging service, where you get a lame number that is your chatting ID, that can hardly be remembered.

gets totally thrashed by MSN Messanger.
Amanda: My ICQ is: 43943693735
Me: Yeah whatever fag, get MSN or you are dumped.
by Cloud November 23, 2004
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