clayton bigsby's definitions

fillintheblankistan

Used to describe any random country in the Middle East, without having to be specific.

Y'know....ol' Mohommad over in Fillintheblankistan...

by Clayton Bigsby April 19, 2005

Corn on the Cock

What you get after anal sex.

"Had some anal with Becky, but I had a crazy case of Corn on the cock afterwords!"

by Clayton Bigsby February 23, 2006

niggerfucker

White women who engage in sexual intercourse with men of African American descent, more commonly referred to as niggers.

I wouldn't touch that slut. She's a niggerfucker.

by Clayton Bigsby March 7, 2005

fromadomis

When someone has teeth that are so yellow that they start to look like a cob of Indian corn.

Whoa michael you got some fromadomis teeth maybe you should brush them.

by Clayton Bigsby March 26, 2005

naimah arms

when a girl has very hairy arms. The arms can sometimes get so hairy that when when she tries to shave them the razor will break.

OMG her naimah arms are so bad that I dropped my baseball in there and i couldn't see it after it hit the hair jungle.

by Clayton Bigsby March 25, 2005

cockamund

a person with such a huge penis it takes up their entire body, making them look like a giant one eyed monster

Oh god its an alien invasion!
Oh nevermind i forgot Jim was a cockamund.

by clayton bigsby March 26, 2005

Roscoe P. Coltrane

1) The idiotic Sherriff on the greatest show of all time, Dukes Of Hazzard. He served under the corrupt banker Boss Hogg, and spent nearly all of his days on television chasing around the Duke Boys in their beast of a 1969 Dodge Charger, named the General Lee.

2) <Slang> used to describe anyone in a high-ranking position who is a complete numbskull.

3) An insult for anyone who does something extremely stupid, moronic, or idiotic.

4) A sherriff who rolls around, F*cking up the lives of the good citizens of Hazzard County, Georgia, in his many squad cars. (he wrecks at least one an episode.) He also has a trusty police Bassette Hound name Flash, who sits in the passenger seat and does nothing.

1) Roscoe, Go after them Duke Boys!

2) Wow, the president of our company sure is Roscoe P. Coltrane-ish.

3) You Roscoe P. Coltrane! Why the hell would you lock the keys in the car!?

4) "Roscoe, you ain't never gonna catch us!"

by Clayton Bigsby April 19, 2005