clayton bigsby's definitions

cockamund

a person with such a huge penis it takes up their entire body, making them look like a giant one eyed monster

Oh god its an alien invasion!
Oh nevermind i forgot Jim was a cockamund.

by clayton bigsby March 26, 2005

Cono

another word for a flamer. Also, one who has no friends,life, or sense of humor and constantly steals others jokes. A Cono can only be a male. Calling someone a Cono is also telling them that they are a gay motherfucker and have no penis except the one that is probably in their mouth.

Mike stop bein such a Cono and stealing all of my jokes.

by Clayton Bigsby March 30, 2005

TMA

"Too Much Ass".

Sure it doesn't make sense, but it's fun to say. Usually used to describe a female with an anatomy not so much like an hourglass, but more like a pear. Unnaturally wide hips, or just a plain fat ass.

Because, after all, there is such a thing as too much ass.

Damn, that bitch got a bad case of TMA!

by Clayton Bigsby October 18, 2006

niggerfucker

White women who engage in sexual intercourse with men of African American descent, more commonly referred to as niggers.

I wouldn't touch that slut. She's a niggerfucker.

by Clayton Bigsby March 7, 2005

naimah arms

when a girl has very hairy arms. The arms can sometimes get so hairy that when when she tries to shave them the razor will break.

OMG her naimah arms are so bad that I dropped my baseball in there and i couldn't see it after it hit the hair jungle.

by Clayton Bigsby March 25, 2005

pippy burn

When one experiences extremly painful burning sensations in the hole on their penis. can mostly be caused from soap or shampoo.

Oooooh god i have mad pippy burn.

by clayton bigsby May 13, 2005

OTM

"Off The Map". Way out in the middle of nowhere, the boondocks, BFE, etc.

Damn. Took a wrong turn back there and now we're lost out in OTM.

by Clayton Bigsby October 18, 2006