clayton bigsby's definitions

niggerfucker

White women who engage in sexual intercourse with men of African American descent, more commonly referred to as niggers.

I wouldn't touch that slut. She's a niggerfucker.

by Clayton Bigsby March 7, 2005

Roscoe P. Coltrane

1) The idiotic Sherriff on the greatest show of all time, Dukes Of Hazzard. He served under the corrupt banker Boss Hogg, and spent nearly all of his days on television chasing around the Duke Boys in their beast of a 1969 Dodge Charger, named the General Lee.

2) <Slang> used to describe anyone in a high-ranking position who is a complete numbskull.

3) An insult for anyone who does something extremely stupid, moronic, or idiotic.

4) A sherriff who rolls around, F*cking up the lives of the good citizens of Hazzard County, Georgia, in his many squad cars. (he wrecks at least one an episode.) He also has a trusty police Bassette Hound name Flash, who sits in the passenger seat and does nothing.

1) Roscoe, Go after them Duke Boys!

2) Wow, the president of our company sure is Roscoe P. Coltrane-ish.

3) You Roscoe P. Coltrane! Why the hell would you lock the keys in the car!?

4) "Roscoe, you ain't never gonna catch us!"

by Clayton Bigsby April 19, 2005

cockamund

a person with such a huge penis it takes up their entire body, making them look like a giant one eyed monster

Oh god its an alien invasion!
Oh nevermind i forgot Jim was a cockamund.

by clayton bigsby March 26, 2005

neoramrom

When Neo from the Matrix (or anyone else) violently rams cd-roms into peoples asses without their permission.

This bitch wouldnt back off me so i have to neoramrom her black ass.

by clayton bigsby March 26, 2005

fromadomis

When someone has teeth that are so yellow that they start to look like a cob of Indian corn.

Whoa michael you got some fromadomis teeth maybe you should brush them.

by Clayton Bigsby March 26, 2005

thief

Noun: A person who steals for a living, breaks into your house, takes your TV, whatever.

Verb: To take something.

1) Derrick's a thief, bastard stole my CD.

2)
a) I thiefed that loser's CD, 'cause I liked 'em.
b) Oi, go thief some pop for me, I'm thirsty.

by Clayton Bigsby December 22, 2005

run like a frenchman

1) A slight insult, but overall, a compliment. Origionating from the French and their absolute nil military victories, it is said that by now they should be quite good at running the other way.

2) Running that looks like a girl running, but is still quite fast. After all, if you run from all those wars, you'll get rather good.

guy 1: Dude, Jimmy runs like a frenchman!
guy 2:...y'mean...really fast?

by Clayton Bigsby April 19, 2005