anecdate

A date that is so incredibly awful that the only reason you don't walk out is so that you can describe the scene in detail to your friends for years to come.
Although Craig was possibly the most outrageously boring man she had ever been on a date with, Alice felt that she had to stay until the end as it would at least make an amazing anecdate to tell her friends about afterwards.
by Clarebear81 June 20, 2011
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media amnesia

(n) A condition whereby you forget everything that is relevant in real life because you are so engrossed by events happening on Facebook/Twitter/gaming/email/SMS etc.
Dan was so distracted by his textual flirtation with June whilst bidding on ebay that he completely forgot it was his mother's birthday and his sister's graduation ceremony. It's not the first time his media amnesia has got him into trouble.
by Clarebear81 June 20, 2011
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ladvertising

An advertisement unquestioningly written for a male audience/client, usually augmented by an excessive display of female flesh to make it popular with either/both parties.
Did you see the new Lynx advert? The girls were pretty much naked!" "Don't worry, Sally, that was just a bit of ladvertising. I'm sure Robbie appreciated it, even if you didn't.
by Clarebear81 December 02, 2010
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apple maxed

A condition whereby you have more apple branded products than is justifiable or necessary.
With the new iPad she got from her bosses at work, the iPhone upgrade and the new MacBook, Clare felt completely apple maxed.
by Clarebear81 January 07, 2011
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entou-rage

The feeling of extreme irritation you experience when the email function on your apple mac malfunctions yet again.
Moluk: "Watch out for Jenny! She's experiencing some serious entou-rage at the moment because her mac has crashed for the fifth time today!"
Cassie: "Jeezuz! Who can blame her? It stresses me out so much when that happens!"
by Clarebear81 December 04, 2010
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Whitechapel jetlag

A condition commonly suffered after excessive partying, named after London's most hedonistic district. The effect is reminiscent of the effects of long distance air travel, whereby your body no longer has any concept of what time of day or night it really is.
Cassie was struggling on on Sunday. After Friday's drinks got a bit out of hand, she had a serious case of Whitechapel jetlag and still isn't completely sure what day it is.
by Clarebear81 January 09, 2011
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dystextia

Dystextia is when you misspell a word whilst typing an SMS message into your mobile phone. Often exacerbated by over-sized thumbs or excessive alcohol consumption.
what the hell does this text message from Greg mean?" "I'm not sure but it's three in the afternoon on a Friday and his dystextia is often bad at this time after all those wines at lunch.
by Clarebear81 December 12, 2010
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