Wirish

Somebody who claims connections with Ireland to make themselves sound more culturally grounded, cool or sexy. Abbreviation of 'wannabe Irish'.

Dave is always going on about his distant relations from Dublin, but he hasn't actually been there. He's so Wirish.

by Clarebear81 December 05, 2010

Working from phone

To use your phone to complete activities you'd normally do in the office. Often used to justify extended lunch engagements.

"Tessa, are you sure that going to lunch with Andy is such a great idea? You know how busy we are this afternoon...."

"Hey, chill out Lucy, it's fine: I'll be working from phone."

by Clarebear81 November 19, 2011

cell phone

An electronic device that imprisons you.

John wasn't granted access to his wife and kids. He had been sentenced to a life long-career with a cell phone.

by Clarebear81 March 02, 2011

smutphone

A smartphone used primarily for looking up porn and sending suggestive texts.

Jez is such a creep! Look at the message he just sent me from his smutphone!!

by Clarebear81 March 05, 2011

why-pad

An expensive piece of technological equipment from apple that rarely functions/gets lost/become superceeded by the why-pad2.

After she had spent 2 hours unsuccessfully trying to download the document, Rhiannon was beginning to question the reasons she'd been so excited about getting the why-pad in the first place.

by Clarebear81 April 27, 2011

Welish

Someone who has, or claims to have Welsh blood in them but isn't truely Welsh.

Catherine often tries to make herself sound more interesting by claiming to be Welsh. However since her mother comes from Croydon, she can only claim to be Welish at best.

by Clarebear81 December 02, 2010

tanented

To be extremely proficient at getting an enviable suntan at the first hint of decent weather.

Jay had only been on the beach for 3 days with moderate sun exposure, but already his skin colour gave the impression that he'd been in Hawaii for a month. He was an extremely tanented sunbather.

by Clarebear81 March 28, 2011