Definitions by clairem
sharon osbourne
"oh, my life is soooooo bad. I'm sharon osbourne and I'm super-rich and have a gorgeous house that my dogs have shat all up and my husband can't walk/talk/see/piss straight. My daughter's in/out rehab and my son's the same and my boob job was too big 'cos I can't see my feet.....of course I'll accept the Mum of the Year award, gotta keep the bank topped up after all..."
sharon osbourne by clairem May 17, 2007
Robbie Williams
Robbie Williams left Take That for a wedge of cash to form an initially successful solo career. Got into drugs, women, men, pies, rehab, more drugs, burgers, women, men, etc...
Even though his musical career is now on its arse he refuses to rejoin Take That, probably because he's embarrassed himself enough without them dragging him down further.
When life just gets too hard and he just can't work out what to do with all that money, he books himself into rehab where they can pander to his every whim and make everything all right again (kerching kerching).
Even though his musical career is now on its arse he refuses to rejoin Take That, probably because he's embarrassed himself enough without them dragging him down further.
When life just gets too hard and he just can't work out what to do with all that money, he books himself into rehab where they can pander to his every whim and make everything all right again (kerching kerching).
Robbie Williams by clairem May 9, 2007
dinner medals
dinner medals by clairem April 21, 2007
US intelligence
When was the last time you saw ANY evidence of US intelligence - George Bush, Britney Spears, Monica Lewinsky? I rest my case.
US intelligence by clairem April 21, 2007
Spice Girls
5 talentless marketing gimps whose pathetic attempts to 'sing' had to be tweaked up to the eyeballs to MAKE them sound in tune. Made their millions by being marketed to such an extent it even enabled them to squeeze every last penny of pocket-money out of small children who bought their completely shite, and now worthless, merchandise.
Hey Spice Girls, where's your Girl Power now?
Posh: Chain-smoking twig who's desperately clinging to her cheating husband, dropped by record company
Sporty: No marriage, no kids, dropped by record company
Baby: Pregnant to on/off boyfriend, dropped by record company
Scary: 2 kids by 2 men (paternity case due), dropped by record company
Ginger: Kid by fella she dumped, dropped by record company
Never mind, you've still go all that money from all those little kids that believed in you.......
Posh: Chain-smoking twig who's desperately clinging to her cheating husband, dropped by record company
Sporty: No marriage, no kids, dropped by record company
Baby: Pregnant to on/off boyfriend, dropped by record company
Scary: 2 kids by 2 men (paternity case due), dropped by record company
Ginger: Kid by fella she dumped, dropped by record company
Never mind, you've still go all that money from all those little kids that believed in you.......
Spice Girls by clairem April 11, 2007
victoria beckham
Talentless former Spice Bint (Piss) who resembles a toothpick with an OVER-inflated chest. Now desperately clinging on to anything/anybody that will keep her in the news, she has decided to grace America with her pouting presence. Married to the equally dim-but-loaded David Beckham.
"David, I need to lose weight because my shadow's looking a bit fat"
"What, Victoria Beckham's developed a shadow, get your coat we need to get you to the hospital"
"But why"
"I'm not being seen with a tubby wife, there's only one thing left to make you lose weight"
"What's that David"?
"Amputation"
"What, Victoria Beckham's developed a shadow, get your coat we need to get you to the hospital"
"But why"
"I'm not being seen with a tubby wife, there's only one thing left to make you lose weight"
"What's that David"?
"Amputation"
victoria beckham by clairem April 8, 2007