Definitions by Cj

finecrime 

one of many different crimes committed by JEWS (yid).

jew bag lawyers often commit finecrimes to pay for their souls.

finecrime by cj October 9, 2008

the pres. mouth 

the place where flatus is produced, distibuted.

One secret service guy says to another, "did you smell the pres. mouth,it always smells like shit.

the pres. mouth by CJ April 3, 2008

DEBAUCRACY 

debacle and democracy combined to show The present state of the Union. A total debacle of Our Democracy. The Bush Administrations complete rout of the Constitution.

Terrorism is a propaganda tool used by the Bush camp in order to spread his Debaucracy.

DEBAUCRACY by cj January 25, 2008

flatuloquist

A person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.

Local flatuloquist, Phil McCracken, was arrested yesterday at the 'State of the Union Address' for "putting words in the President's mouth."

flatuloquist by cj January 1, 2007

FLATULOQUIST

A person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.

HEADLINES
Local flatuloquist, Phil McCracken, was arrested yesterday at the 'State of the Union Address' for "putting words in the President's mouth."

FLATULOQUIST by cj December 30, 2006

zahoor 

the ultimate accomplisher. nothing will or can stand in his way!

hes a real Zahoor!!

zahoor by cj July 6, 2006

Nickelodeon

A channel that used to be the shit for children and young teens during the 90s. Shows like Salute your Shorts(Greatest Nick Show ever), Hey Dude, Old school rugrats, doug, rocko, Are you afraid of the Dark, Clarissa explains it all, Kenan and Kel. Juss to name a few. Now Nick is a corny ass channel with a line-up with no variety. Gay ass shows like Avatar, Spongebob, Zoey 101, the new All That every single day. Kids that watch the dumb shit now think that Nick is the best channel ever but they definitely don't know what they missed.

8 yr old boy: Hey you want to watch Nickelodeon with me! It's the coolest ever. We can watch Unfabulous, Zoey 101, than Fairly Oddparents!!

Me: *Sigh*

Nickelodeon by Cj June 17, 2006