vegetate

to relax to the point of killing brain cells, thus becoming more of a vegetable.

i just haven't been relaxing enough lately, so i need to vegetate harder.

by chuckybubbles September 11, 2011

boom box

an orifice of the body that makes a loud noise. this can refer to the mouth (belching), the anus (farting), or the vagina (queefing).

dude, quit playing those loud tunes out you backdoor boom box!

by chuckybubbles May 17, 2009

butt sucker

someone who smokes, and not to preserve salmon. someone who actually inhales smoke on purpose to get a drug from the smoke, such as nicotine. a loser, a stinky butt-sucking loser.

dude, if you are a butt sucker, then you are just a stinky butt sucking loser. don't be such a loser.

by chuckybubbles August 12, 2011

fartening

something that makes you fart, as opposed to "fattening" being something that makes you fat.

don't eat beans before a date, because they are fartening.

by chuckybubbles April 07, 2009

domestic selection

the process by which things are destroyed in the house if they are too weak or poorly designed. for example, if a carpet is destroyed by a vacuum cleaner or a container melts in the microwave. this weeds out the sick and weak household items that do not deserve to survive, allowing the better-constructed items to thrive.

the plate that melted in the dishwasher is just another victim of domestic selection, as it apparently did not deserve to survive.

by chuckybubbles April 25, 2010

give direction

to berate, belittle, emasculate, or abuse someone either emotionally or physically

1) my wife told me that i need someone like her to give me direction.

2) the neighbor kid left a flaming poo sack on my stoop, so i gave him direction by sitting on his head and sharting.

3) if you want to give direction, then piss on someone and make them eat poop, just don't bug me about it.

4) that butt-sucking loser needed some direction, so i fed him all his idiot sticks and kicked him square in the asshole.

by chuckybubbles September 29, 2010

turdmanship

the act, quality, art, or practice of being a complete piece of shit.

josh is such a jerk to everyone, going out of his way to make bad decisions in every way possible (including chronic smoke inhalation, yuck!) and taking every opportunity to screw over everyone, including himself. he must be trying out for his expert turdmanship badge!

by chuckybubbles April 05, 2009