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flat earther

someone who literally believes in the supernatural, in fantastical unrealistic things that belong in fantasy stories that fly in the face of modern scientific understanding. a person who ignores rational evidence of the way things actually are according to facts, and instead adheres to a worldview best left behind in the dark ages.
a religious person is a flat earther.
by chuckybubbles July 28, 2016
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whorrible

anything whorish, such as smoking or anything comparably gross and sleazy.
she's a butt-sucker?!? whorrible! dude, you gotta avoid that nasty bitch like the plague!
by chuckybubbles April 9, 2009
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barrier contraceptives

clothing worn to bed, thus preventing sexual intercourse
dammit, take off those pajamas! bitch, i just can't hump through all those barrier contraceptives!
by chuckybubbles February 1, 2009
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butt-sucker

a smoker of tobacco cigarettes, or butts.
don't be a butt-sucker, it's filthy, and not in a good way.
by chuckybubbles December 19, 2008
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fartening

something that makes you fart, as opposed to "fattening" being something that makes you fat.
don't eat beans before a date, because they are fartening.
by chuckybubbles April 7, 2009
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butt sucker

someone who smokes, and not to preserve salmon. someone who actually inhales smoke on purpose to get a drug from the smoke, such as nicotine. a loser, a stinky butt-sucking loser.
dude, if you are a butt sucker, then you are just a stinky butt sucking loser. don't be such a loser.
by chuckybubbles August 12, 2011
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domestic selection

the process by which things are destroyed in the house if they are too weak or poorly designed. for example, if a carpet is destroyed by a vacuum cleaner or a container melts in the microwave. this weeds out the sick and weak household items that do not deserve to survive, allowing the better-constructed items to thrive.
the plate that melted in the dishwasher is just another victim of domestic selection, as it apparently did not deserve to survive.
by chuckybubbles April 25, 2010
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