chuckybubbles's definitions

loser

1. People who have LOST in LIFE! Someone with no prospects who is clearly going to amount to nothing in this world. Immature, cocky, superficial, dickhead, horny, pathetic, self-centered DUMBASS smoker guys with NO personality who have no interest in anything that's going on in the world and waste everybody's time, space and air. Expect to be respected because they're supposedly 'hot' or have a 'hot' car, or screwed some 'hot' girl. People who need to learn how to control their libido. They think its 'cool' to use and abuse females. Usually spend all their time making crude physical assessments on women and in many ways further objectifying them. (usually butt ugly, but THINK they're good-looking)

2. Anyone who has ever raped a girl, and who probably smokes and does other DUMBASS things.

loser: "Hey, maybe if I tell her she has nice tits, she might be impressed by my feeble attempt at masculinity and forget that i have no brain and no life and smell like cigarettes."

by chuckybubbles November 16, 2011

tobacco

gross filth in the form of a plant. the leaves are dried, combined with more filth in the form of chemicals, and packed in cigarettes. this filth is burned to produce even worse filth in the form of smoke, which is then inhaled by losers.

tobacco sucks gigantic ass, as it causes nothing but harm in the world. it produces litter and makes losers miserably unhealthy. gross.

by chuckybubbles November 6, 2012

littering

Something that smokers usually do because they are losers. They are so filled with self-hatred and disdain for the world around them that they see nothing wrong with filling the streets with cigarette butts. Assholes.

Hey asshole! Could you maybe stop littering and pick up after yourself? Your mother isn't here to clean up your shit!

by chuckybubbles December 2, 2011

loser dust

That layer of stinky filth that clings to people who have been smoking. This labels them as losers to anyone with a sense of smell. Loser dust also accumulates on the furniture in smoky bars and in the homes of losers.

WOW! That loser upwind of us is not smoking right now, but he is clearly covered with enough loser dust to stink up the whole block! You can even see the shitstain on his mustache from here!

by chuckybubbles November 21, 2011

jerkens

lotion used for wanking.

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

by chuckybubbles April 20, 2009

niccing

taking a higher than normal dose of nicotine by putting a small amount of pure nicotine on the tip of a cancer stick. the pure nicotine is normally procured as greenhouse supplies or garden supplies as it is normally used as a pesticide. this is a very stupid thing to do because one can easily overdose.

joe was niccing the other day, but he overdosed because he is a big fat stupid pussy.

by chuckybubbles June 15, 2011

cigarette

an addictive drug that basically does three things:

1) smells bad

2) hurts people

3) creates litter

how about putting that cigarette in the toilet where it belongs? then you can piss on it like it deserves, and maybe even take a dump! then you can flush that filth down with all the other shit.

by chuckybubbles October 22, 2012