turdmanship

the act, quality, art, or practice of being a complete piece of shit.
josh is such a jerk to everyone, going out of his way to make bad decisions in every way possible (including chronic smoke inhalation, yuck!) and taking every opportunity to screw over everyone, including himself. he must be trying out for his expert turdmanship badge!
by chuckybubbles April 05, 2009
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flat earther

someone who literally believes in the supernatural, in fantastical unrealistic things that belong in fantasy stories that fly in the face of modern scientific understanding. a person who ignores rational evidence of the way things actually are according to facts, and instead adheres to a worldview best left behind in the dark ages.
a religious person is a flat earther.
by chuckybubbles July 28, 2016
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franken hole

kiss my franken hole!
by chuckybubbles August 22, 2010
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power load

a huge load of shit crapped into your pants, usually by accident
Based on the look of his face, I think that Brian Johnson of AC/DC was singing "TNT" so hard that he dropped a power load in his shorts!
by chuckybubbles December 30, 2009
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loser dust

That layer of stinky filth that clings to people who have been smoking. This labels them as losers to anyone with a sense of smell. Loser dust also accumulates on the furniture in smoky bars and in the homes of losers.
WOW! That loser upwind of us is not smoking right now, but he is clearly covered with enough loser dust to stink up the whole block! You can even see the shitstain on his mustache from here!
by chuckybubbles November 22, 2011
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smoker

Someone who inhales smoke on purpose to get a fix of nicotine, a highly addictive drug that should be illegal. They don't realize that smoke is just filth, basically the opposite of fresh clean air. This is worse than inhaling straight up farts, but they do it anyway because they are just so stupid. A smoker could just get an electronic cigarette and inhale their nicotine in water vapor with some flavoring, but they usually don't. They just continue inhaling filth because they are hopeless addicts stuck in a behavioral rut. Smokers usually litter because they don't even care about themselves, let alone the world around them.
Hey smoker! Could you please pick up that butt before I feed it to you and kick you in the balls?
by chuckybubbles December 02, 2011
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whorrible

anything whorish, such as smoking or anything comparably gross and sleazy.
she's a butt-sucker?!? whorrible! dude, you gotta avoid that nasty bitch like the plague!
by chuckybubbles April 09, 2009
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