butt sucker

someone who smokes, and not to preserve salmon. someone who actually inhales smoke on purpose to get a drug from the smoke, such as nicotine. a loser, a stinky butt-sucking loser.

dude, if you are a butt sucker, then you are just a stinky butt sucking loser. don't be such a loser.

by chuckybubbles August 09, 2011

field roast

a turd in a field, generally left there by a large animal such as a horse.

watch your step! you just about trod on a field roast!

by chuckybubbles March 21, 2009

vagi-motor reflex

the female orgasm.

i love the vagi-motor reflex.

by chuckybubbles August 22, 2010

fartening

something that makes you fart, as opposed to "fattening" being something that makes you fat.

don't eat beans before a date, because they are fartening.

by chuckybubbles April 07, 2009

domestic selection

the process by which things are destroyed in the house if they are too weak or poorly designed. for example, if a carpet is destroyed by a vacuum cleaner or a container melts in the microwave. this weeds out the sick and weak household items that do not deserve to survive, allowing the better-constructed items to thrive.

the plate that melted in the dishwasher is just another victim of domestic selection, as it apparently did not deserve to survive.

by chuckybubbles April 26, 2010

barrier contraceptives

clothing worn to bed, thus preventing sexual intercourse

dammit, take off those pajamas! bitch, i just can't hump through all those barrier contraceptives!

by chuckybubbles January 20, 2009

niccing

taking a higher than normal dose of nicotine by putting a small amount of pure nicotine on the tip of a cancer stick. the pure nicotine is normally procured as greenhouse supplies or garden supplies as it is normally used as a pesticide. this is a very stupid thing to do because one can easily overdose.

joe was niccing the other day, but he overdosed because he is a big fat stupid pussy.

by chuckybubbles June 16, 2011