Definitions by chuckybubbles

fartening 

something that makes you fart, as opposed to "fattening" being something that makes you fat.

don't eat beans before a date, because they are fartening.

fartening by chuckybubbles April 7, 2009

turdmanship 

the act, quality, art, or practice of being a complete piece of shit.

josh is such a jerk to everyone, going out of his way to make bad decisions in every way possible (including chronic smoke inhalation, yuck!) and taking every opportunity to screw over everyone, including himself. he must be trying out for his expert turdmanship badge!

turdmanship by chuckybubbles April 5, 2009

field roast 

a turd in a field, generally left there by a large animal such as a horse.

watch your step! you just about trod on a field roast!

field roast by chuckybubbles March 21, 2009

barrier contraceptives

clothing worn to bed, thus preventing sexual intercourse

dammit, take off those pajamas! bitch, i just can't hump through all those barrier contraceptives!

barrier contraceptives by chuckybubbles February 1, 2009

cardio hump

sexual intercourse as a cardiovascular exercise

dammit, my right arm is getting way buffer than my left arm. i'm going to have to switch to a regular cardio hump workout program.

cardio hump by chuckybubbles February 1, 2009

butt-sucker 

a smoker of tobacco cigarettes, or butts.

don't be a butt-sucker, it's filthy, and not in a good way.

butt-sucker by chuckybubbles December 19, 2008