chuckybubbles's definitions

domestic selection

the process by which things are destroyed in the house if they are too weak or poorly designed. for example, if a carpet is destroyed by a vacuum cleaner or a container melts in the microwave. this weeds out the sick and weak household items that do not deserve to survive, allowing the better-constructed items to thrive.

the plate that melted in the dishwasher is just another victim of domestic selection, as it apparently did not deserve to survive.

by chuckybubbles April 25, 2010

butt sucker

someone who smokes, and not to preserve salmon. someone who actually inhales smoke on purpose to get a drug from the smoke, such as nicotine. a loser, a stinky butt-sucking loser.

dude, if you are a butt sucker, then you are just a stinky butt sucking loser. don't be such a loser.

by chuckybubbles August 12, 2011

fartening

something that makes you fart, as opposed to "fattening" being something that makes you fat.

don't eat beans before a date, because they are fartening.

by chuckybubbles April 7, 2009

Dutch Oven

the way in which the Dutch cook their foods by trapping them under the covers and farting on them.

I just cooked up some lutefisk in the dutch oven. want some?

by chuckybubbles May 19, 2010

measurementally challenged

a term used to describe a person, group of people, or country that uses an antiquated system of weights and measures. this system might use measurements like feet, pounds, yards, ounces, stones, leagues, fathoms, cubits, hogs heads, miles, stones throws, gallons, cups, quarts, teaspoons, inches, etc.

the united states is measurementally challenged, as we have still not converted to the metric system. the old system is way retarded.

by chuckybubbles April 25, 2010

camel toe magnetism

the powerful force pulling a guys eyes toward a camel toe.

i couldn't even see what color that hotties hair was because she had such powerful camel toe magnetism.

by chuckybubbles March 27, 2010