chuckybubbles's definitions

give direction

to berate, belittle, emasculate, or abuse someone either emotionally or physically

1) my wife told me that i need someone like her to give me direction.

2) the neighbor kid left a flaming poo sack on my stoop, so i gave him direction by sitting on his head and sharting.

3) if you want to give direction, then piss on someone and make them eat poop, just don't bug me about it.

4) that butt-sucking loser needed some direction, so i fed him all his idiot sticks and kicked him square in the asshole.

by chuckybubbles September 29, 2010

turdmanship

the act, quality, art, or practice of being a complete piece of shit.

josh is such a jerk to everyone, going out of his way to make bad decisions in every way possible (including chronic smoke inhalation, yuck!) and taking every opportunity to screw over everyone, including himself. he must be trying out for his expert turdmanship badge!

by chuckybubbles April 5, 2009

domestic selection

the process by which things are destroyed in the house if they are too weak or poorly designed. for example, if a carpet is destroyed by a vacuum cleaner or a container melts in the microwave. this weeds out the sick and weak household items that do not deserve to survive, allowing the better-constructed items to thrive.

the plate that melted in the dishwasher is just another victim of domestic selection, as it apparently did not deserve to survive.

by chuckybubbles April 25, 2010

Dutch Oven

the way in which the Dutch cook their foods by trapping them under the covers and farting on them.

I just cooked up some lutefisk in the dutch oven. want some?

by chuckybubbles May 19, 2010

measurementally challenged

a term used to describe a person, group of people, or country that uses an antiquated system of weights and measures. this system might use measurements like feet, pounds, yards, ounces, stones, leagues, fathoms, cubits, hogs heads, miles, stones throws, gallons, cups, quarts, teaspoons, inches, etc.

the united states is measurementally challenged, as we have still not converted to the metric system. the old system is way retarded.

by chuckybubbles April 25, 2010

camel toe magnetism

the powerful force pulling a guys eyes toward a camel toe.

i couldn't even see what color that hotties hair was because she had such powerful camel toe magnetism.

by chuckybubbles March 27, 2010