chris's definitions

Panda Express

When you are raped by a gang of angry pandas.

John was never really the same after he got the panda express.

by Chris October 27, 2008

Choda Chowder

1. A harsh variant of choda sweat. Common on males who wear talc or baby powder on scorching hot days. A noticable symptom is the appearance of pastie Crotch Ballies that reek of fish , ass and roquefort cheese.

Woman: That's a mighty ripe batch of choda chowder you've got there...
Man: I baked it myself!

by Chris September 2, 2008

granny panties

The use of these should be classified as a mortal sin.

"Dude look at that lady in the granny panties."
"I'm gonna go vomit."

by Chris September 1, 2008

Crotch Ballies

Ph: Kraw-tch Bah'Lees

1. Small balls of sweat paste, lint or any multitude of non and pro bio-degradable materials one finds in their crotch. Indegenious to the male of the human species but not exclusive . See Fem = Clitty Litter

"She was wiling to go all the way until we discovered I had crotch ballies"

by Chris September 1, 2008

Rough Shot

Pr: Ruff Shawt
Origin: A Frat House in Canada
1. A cum shot that was hard to acheive.
Note: Often occurs while with a Hard Target

'Went home last night with a hard target'
'Yeah,eh?'
'Yeah. It was a Rough Shot, but I scored one for the team.'

by Chris September 1, 2008

nofi

no flame intended

or

no offense intended

guy1: i need some help now!

guy2: hey hey, can't you ask me nicely?

guy1: i'm sorry, nofi

by chris August 30, 2008

sex-stoned

The psychological and physiological state resulting from a long lovemaking session, often seen in women after multiple orgasms or a strenuous sexual workout.

The physical signs: drooping eyelids, slurred speech, silly grin, sexual flush around the neck and upper chest region, sweaty skin, exhaustion, beet-red thighs and buttocks, overworked sexual organs.

The phrase is derived from the common slang "stoned" for being under the influence of marijuana.

I am so sex-stoned, I'm gonna sleep like a baby!

or

Look at the sex-stone on you! You were insatiable! Wanna do it again?

or

I've got the munchies, I'm so sex-stoned!

by chris July 16, 2008