chris's definitions

bahog

Big Ass Hunk O' Gold

That rich broad has a mac daddy BAHOG on her finger.

My retirement plan consists entirely of a BAHOG.

by chris June 18, 2006

hug the block

1. To stay outside most of the day, usually to sell drugs.

2. The love of selling drugs on the corner. hugging the block

1. Man, I gotta hug the block hard. I need to get paid.

2. Jose: "Yo, where you been?"
Trae: "You know, I've been hugging the block."

by Chris June 18, 2006

Hard Target

1. An ugly person you bring home for sex.
Note: Often results in a Rough Shot
Also known as the dreaded 'Coyote.'

'Went home with a Hard Target last night'
'Tough luck, bud.'

by Chris June 18, 2006

WOFTAM

Waste of Fucking Time and Money; pronounced "Waft am"

"The Boss has sent me on another WOFTAM trip"

by Chris June 18, 2006

Rossy

An angry angry person, who despises emos, mexicans, and anybody who doesn't like downball. Known for random fits of rage.

'i hear that old guy pulled a rossy on those poor little mexican-emo kids.'

by chris June 18, 2006

Rossy

Anything involving angry sex/rape/destruction of property/euthenasia/mass genocide.

Hitler was in fact a Rossy.

by chris June 18, 2006

[SALMON]

To "leap like a salmon", usually used in football matches to describe an amazing leaping header. A legendary footballing technique. The word "SALMON!" is usually shouted to pre-emt a "salmon".
Famously mastered by Chris "Salmon!" Allen, for the Mighty Boosh FC.

"That man leapt like a salmon!"

".....SALMON!"

SALMON!

by Chris June 17, 2006