chris's definitions

Hungry Hungry Hippos

A secret plot devised deviously by huge fastfood franchises such as McDonalds and Burgerking to promote eatting a bunch of marbles as fast as the other kid can.

I went to McDonalds and saw fat kids playing hungry hungry hippos!

by Chris November 6, 2004

WLAN

WLAN is now more commenly known in the UK as Wireless Local Area Network.

Connections between pc's using transmitters and recivers in a radio wave type form

I have a WLAN hub

by Chris June 7, 2004

up your kilt

slang Scottish toast or dedication like "cheers" or "down the hatch"

"Cheers yah southern poxxie"
"Up your kilt yah northern fairy"

by Chris March 20, 2005

m4m

Abbreviation for men seeking men in an online chat room.

Chat room name Chicago m4m.

by Chris September 11, 2003

sperm welt

when one cannot perform properly in the bedroom.

"how was david last night?"

"well, it was kinda weird..."

"wat happened"

"he couldnt bust his load..."

"he must hav had sperm welt."

by chris May 13, 2005

hickory switch

A wooden implement, especially a tree branch, used for spanking.

"The old man will come a-runnin' with a hickory switch."

by Chris August 8, 2004

listener

To listen to a person(s) use the toilet.

I went to the toilet only to find Lei was listening.

by Chris December 20, 2004