Definitions by catfight12
That ship is in my harbor
An expression based on the expression "that ship has sailed," which is when an opportunity has passed you by. One uses "that ship is in my harbor" when one manages to grab the opportunity.
Friend 1: Do you think Matt hooked up with that girl last night?
Friend 2: I don't think so. Anyway, that ship has sailed..
Matt: (eavesdropping..comes in wearing leopard print robe) Nope. That ship is in my harbor.
Friend 2: I don't think so. Anyway, that ship has sailed..
Matt: (eavesdropping..comes in wearing leopard print robe) Nope. That ship is in my harbor.
That ship is in my harbor by catfight12 January 5, 2009
fat air
n.
What a fat person disappears into when she is out with her friends of 'normal' weight, & she suddenly gets the urge to go home & hide from the world because she feels SO fat next to her friends. This necessitates coming up with a plausible excuse to be able to leave.
What a fat person disappears into when she is out with her friends of 'normal' weight, & she suddenly gets the urge to go home & hide from the world because she feels SO fat next to her friends. This necessitates coming up with a plausible excuse to be able to leave.
Girl 1: Hey. Where's Kel? Wasn't she standing there just a moment ago??
Girl 2: She left. Said her cats needed feeding or neutering, or something.
Girl 1: I see. Guess she disappeared into fat air.
Girl 2: She left. Said her cats needed feeding or neutering, or something.
Girl 1: I see. Guess she disappeared into fat air.
fat air by catfight12 January 5, 2009
fatgirl slim
A condition or state (term is based on the name of the UK group "Fatboy Slim") wherein:
1) A fat girl eats like a bird in public, thereby suggesting that she is fat NOT because she eats everything in sight, but because she suffers from some kind of thyroidal dysfunction
2) A fat girl has lost weight & yet managed to retain good qualities developed from when she was a fat girl (such as her low-maintenance personality or sense of humor)
1) A fat girl eats like a bird in public, thereby suggesting that she is fat NOT because she eats everything in sight, but because she suffers from some kind of thyroidal dysfunction
2) A fat girl has lost weight & yet managed to retain good qualities developed from when she was a fat girl (such as her low-maintenance personality or sense of humor)
Girl 1: You think Maggie really has a thyroid problem? Whenever we get lunch she eats like, half her sandwich and drinks Coke Light..
Girl 2: Yeah, no. The guys left a hidden camera in that classroom that no 1 ever uses & caught her wolfing down 3 Big Macs after school hours.
Girl 1: So she's a run-of-the-mill fatgirl slim..
Girl 2: Yeah, no. The guys left a hidden camera in that classroom that no 1 ever uses & caught her wolfing down 3 Big Macs after school hours.
Girl 1: So she's a run-of-the-mill fatgirl slim..
fatgirl slim by catfight12 January 5, 2009
Fat Hider
n.
1. An article of clothing, handbag or accessory that makes a fat person appear thinner than s/he really is.
1. An article of clothing, handbag or accessory that makes a fat person appear thinner than s/he really is.
Girl 1: Why is Carol always carrying a beach bag?
Girl 2: It's a Fat Hider..it cuts the full width of her body and makes her appear smaller.
Girl 2: It's a Fat Hider..it cuts the full width of her body and makes her appear smaller.
Fat Hider by catfight12 January 4, 2009
Chinkmas
The Chinese celebration of Christmas. Has nothing to do with the celebration of the birth of Jesus (OR the 'idea' of it), but rather, seen as a great way for greedy Chinese sellers to generate more revenue.
Chinkmas by catfight12 January 4, 2009
Disillusionment
That one night of drunkenness wherein you find out (by accident, serendipity, or some twist of fate) that your girl friends don't exactly think you're as pretty as you think you are.
Girl: Who's prettier, Jane or me???
Friend: (pauses) You know how when someone is SO evil that even though they're really pretty they like, not look so pretty anymore? I think Jane's like that..
And that, folks, is Disillusionment.
Friend: (pauses) You know how when someone is SO evil that even though they're really pretty they like, not look so pretty anymore? I think Jane's like that..
And that, folks, is Disillusionment.
Disillusionment by catfight12 January 4, 2009
Half Baked
Any Caucasian male that often ends up staying longer (or forever) in a third world country city such as Manila (Philippines, Southeast Asia), and does nothing but 'chillax' 24/7 at places for 'foreigners' such as Greenbelt in Makati or beaches like Boracay or Bali. Based on the color of his skin, the Half Baked is immediately bestowed VIP status by the friendly, unknowing locals & practically gets all the 'tang' that he wants. He is also immediately assumed to be attractive, even if he ISN'T, & is generally believed to have a lot of money, even if he DOESN'T.
Girl: Remember Brad? That American guy I met at Bed Space in Greenbelt? I think he zo rad. He's so..worldly.
Friend: He's a pasty white guy who's only been to Oregon apart from his hometown of Mississippi and that 2-hour stopover in Hawaii. He's a total Half Baked.
Friend: He's a pasty white guy who's only been to Oregon apart from his hometown of Mississippi and that 2-hour stopover in Hawaii. He's a total Half Baked.
Half Baked by catfight12 January 4, 2009