carl's definitions

Uringer

A uringer is when a girl sticks her hand way up a guy's butt and gives him a handjob from the inside.

Mary made Chris turn around and bend over and quickly proceeded to give him a uringer that he would remember forever.

by carl March 11, 2005

horse cock

A penis in the size, shape, and stature, such as that of a horse's

Brett has a horsecock; it's the biggest dick I've ever seen

by carl June 10, 2002

acid art

Any kind of media or art that, when viewed, makes you wonder what exactly the artist was tripping on when they came up with the concept.

"Hey dude, the ads on this channel are hectic weird! It's like acid art or something"

by Carl March 3, 2006

Skank Job

The end result of a bad encouter with a not so high class female. Usually involves cash payouts or broken furniture.

Man 1- That girl of mine is crazy. She threw stuff at me cause i said she looked a little hobaggy.
Man 2- what a Skank Job

by Carl November 27, 2003

twerkle

A twerkle is a group of people twerking, or grinding in a circular formation, so nobody is left out of the tewrk. This is similar to a twerk train.

"Aw, man we had this huge twerkle at the party on saturday, you shoulda benn there. It was tite"
or "We had a twerkle with Steve Erkle"

by Carl April 6, 2005

Vito

Morbidly obese mobster on the Sopranos. Is a closet homosexual as revealed tonight on the Sopranos.

Ah! Vito was blowing some guy!!

by Carl May 2, 2004

alpott

An idiot beyond comprehension. Comes from the word "Tosspot".

"You are such an alpott"

by carl May 25, 2004