carl's definitions

Penisaurus

N. Penisaurus - Derives from the male organ Penis, suggesting that the intended victim is a large penis (Or the derogative alternative "Cock")

Dave, you are a penisaurus.

by Carl April 2, 2005

weiner gravy

man fluid.

the weiner gravy has dissapeared from the museum.

by carl November 14, 2003

credit card hippie

Someone who calls themselves a hippie, because they listen to "hippie music," and pretend to go by the hippie values such as peace and open mindness, but really they gossip about people just as much as the regular "prep" and they spend just as much money on their clothes which is pure irony. Credit Card hippies smoke pot which makes them think they're even more "hippie-ish," but while they're high they go out and steal stuff and talk about people. It doesn't take much to be categorized as a "hippie" and even if you do stuff for your community, being mean still definetly doesn't cut it.

"Hey,like how ugly are those girls clothes."
"I know who does she think she is."
"I know gosh, well I'm off to the recycling club meeting"

by Carl April 4, 2005

web site

on-line porn

Hey you must see this website.

by carl July 30, 2003

Blue Screen Of Death

Microsoft's most successful program

"At microsoft, we are running out of money, so we will now charge you for the blue screen of death"

by Carl November 20, 2003

rodney kinged

to recieve an "ass kickin'" after a police pursuit. either on foot or in a vehicle

"WHEN" we catch that guy, he's gonna get "rodney kinged"!!!

by carl June 29, 2003

Donut Fuck

A point of bottleneck in Starcraft. A bridge or other narrow passageway.

Place the cannons on that donut fuck.

by Carl November 9, 2003