carl's definitions

bo-jangle'n

when , while playing hackey sack... someone hogs the sack just to show off like a prick....

john was being a dick bo-jangle'n so much...

by Carl February 8, 2005

choda dolphin

an individual who uses one's tongue to stimulate another's choda, and mimicing
the swimming patterns of a dolphin. (dolpineus comlineus)

Man, did you see that? he had crazy skill on that guys choda; he must have studied at university of choda dolphining.

by carl September 20, 2003

a "J"

another word for joint

Yo wigga lets go smoke that "J" or i'll kizzle your ass mofo!

by Carl May 13, 2005

Microsfot

microsfot is a common typo of Microsoft

microsfot suxs ass

by Carl May 12, 2003

FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPLIFICATION

the action or habit of classifying something as worthless

I’ve had enough floccinaucinihiliplification

by Carl March 18, 2003

Towny

Ignorant moronic wankers that listen to repetitive car alarms, beat up people who are 5 years old or 89 years old, take pills and go nowhere in life. Hang about in dark alleys so they can rape little kids.

ur life is so shit that u r a towny

by carl August 25, 2003

sanford & son

best tv show ever, period.

sanford and son is on, werd.

by carl November 14, 2003