carl's definitions

hotcarl

After heterosexual butt sex, the male extracts his member from her anus and places it in her cock holster(mouth).

After a brutal ass pounding, Johnny rewards Susie with a hotcarl.

by Carl November 26, 2003

meatus

the dickhole

"stick your tongue into the tip of the meatus"

by carl July 15, 2003

cock skocker

noun: a person who can skock a cock

Look at that bitch, finally trained her to be a cock skocker

by Carl February 6, 2004

fizz that

a question asked by one person to another, in reference to a third party, inquring if they would like to have sex with the person in question

hey carl, check her out,, "fizz that"?

by carl May 20, 2003

Giggles The Cat

The best player in the world at the video game "StarCraft: Brood War", published by Blizzard North in 1998.

Giggles The Cat am THX.

by Carl October 20, 2003

smashed crab

The look of a weather beaten vagina.

"That girl has a smashed crab"

by Carl December 2, 2003

Blue Screen Of Death

Microsoft's most successful program

"At microsoft, we are running out of money, so we will now charge you for the blue screen of death"

by Carl November 20, 2003