carl's definitions

suck at life

When somebody is so annoying and a waste of your time to be around

"Shut up Quackers, you suck at life"

by Carl October 1, 2004

kinndy

n. carl's hot ass girlfriend; future wife of carl; richest woman in the world in 20 years;

Carl is the only boy who gets Kinndy. Kinndy is exclusively Carl's.

by Carl January 20, 2004

Towny

Ignorant moronic wankers that listen to repetitive car alarms, beat up people who are 5 years old or 89 years old, take pills and go nowhere in life. Hang about in dark alleys so they can rape little kids.

ur life is so shit that u r a towny

by carl August 25, 2003

sanford & son

best tv show ever, period.

sanford and son is on, werd.

by carl November 14, 2003

web site

on-line porn

Hey you must see this website.

by carl July 30, 2003

pica

Worthless unit of measurement only relevant to newspaper designers and graphic design professors.

Why the hell is there not a pica between that photo and that caption?

by Carl March 17, 2005

loving spoonfull

Heroin in a spoon.

Todd lit up a loving spoonfull last night at Tom's party.

by carl May 13, 2005