carl's definitions

Blue Screen Of Death

Microsoft's most successful program

"At microsoft, we are running out of money, so we will now charge you for the blue screen of death"

by Carl November 20, 2003

web site

on-line porn

Hey you must see this website.

by carl July 30, 2003

upside

Preposition. Depending on context, can mean "in," "directly above," "on," etc.

Leroy, you best stop frontin' 'fo I bust a cap upside yo ass!

We was done shook down for crack, an' they had The Man all upside dis joint!

by Carl October 26, 2003

credit card hippie

Someone who calls themselves a hippie, because they listen to "hippie music," and pretend to go by the hippie values such as peace and open mindness, but really they gossip about people just as much as the regular "prep" and they spend just as much money on their clothes which is pure irony. Credit Card hippies smoke pot which makes them think they're even more "hippie-ish," but while they're high they go out and steal stuff and talk about people. It doesn't take much to be categorized as a "hippie" and even if you do stuff for your community, being mean still definetly doesn't cut it.

"Hey,like how ugly are those girls clothes."
"I know who does she think she is."
"I know gosh, well I'm off to the recycling club meeting"

by Carl April 4, 2005

loving spoonfull

Heroin in a spoon.

Todd lit up a loving spoonfull last night at Tom's party.

by carl May 13, 2005

baboy

a pig or sum1 that looks like a pig or eats a lot

carl your a baboy

by carl March 21, 2004

Dinglefarmer

A man who raises dingleberrys as a crop. A Dingleberry farmer.

"The goverment pays me monthly so that I can continue being a dinglefarmer, and they can continue the dingleberry trade."

by Carl August 27, 2003