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bliss

1) A song written by muse...bloody great song, great band too.

2) Happyness, ecstasy and feeling good..see muse for a song called "feeling good" also.

3) The name for a wallpaper on windows xp. The most interesting image made by microsoft.
Give me all the peace and joy in your mind.
by Carl November 24, 2003
mugGet the blissmug.

skock a cock

verb: the ability for a person to put another person's penis amd testicles into their mouth at the same time.
Keep forcing it in there until you teach that bitch how to skock a cock
by Carl February 6, 2004
mugGet the skock a cockmug.

bodonkadonk

A big thick bootyliscious grabtastic
ass, mainly on african american women, although - there are plenty of white skittles that have Badonkadonks.
"Damn T, That hoe got one slamin' badonkadonk" "Thats Right, My Dear Friend, She does, and I've 'hit that shizznit with my dangla many times'
by Carl August 27, 2003
mugGet the bodonkadonkmug.

suck at life

When somebody is so annoying and a waste of your time to be around
by Carl October 1, 2004
mugGet the suck at lifemug.

the up and over

the process of male self-felatio where one lies completely on their back and flips their legs back over their head. Requires extreme flexibility and perhaps a few surgically removed ribs.
Jim went to Pilates five days a week with the hope that we would gain enough flexibility to self-administer the up and over one day. Never again would he need a girlfriend.
by carl January 16, 2004
mugGet the the up and overmug.

skizzy

A stupid ass girl with bad teeth, a flat perm, and a crack habit..
by Carl August 27, 2003
mugGet the skizzymug.

b& l&

banned land

where the lamers go when they get b& (banned)
Opie is a n00b and should go to b& l&
by Carl September 9, 2004
mugGet the b& l&mug.

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