alpott

An idiot beyond comprehension. Comes from the word "Tosspot".
"You are such an alpott"
by carl May 25, 2004
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grittin' on

Damn! That hoe is grittin' on me like crazy!
by Carl February 19, 2003
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credit card hippie

Someone who calls themselves a hippie, because they listen to "hippie music," and pretend to go by the hippie values such as peace and open mindness, but really they gossip about people just as much as the regular "prep" and they spend just as much money on their clothes which is pure irony. Credit Card hippies smoke pot which makes them think they're even more "hippie-ish," but while they're high they go out and steal stuff and talk about people. It doesn't take much to be categorized as a "hippie" and even if you do stuff for your community, being mean still definetly doesn't cut it.
"Hey,like how ugly are those girls clothes."
"I know who does she think she is."
"I know gosh, well I'm off to the recycling club meeting"
by Carl April 05, 2005
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skizzy

A stupid ass girl with bad teeth, a flat perm, and a crack habit..
by Carl August 27, 2003
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kinndy

n. carl's hot ass girlfriend; future wife of carl; richest woman in the world in 20 years;
Carl is the only boy who gets Kinndy. Kinndy is exclusively Carl's.
by Carl January 21, 2004
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baby dick

a penis having characteristics of that of a baby
Wesley has a baby dick; it's so small
by carl June 17, 2002
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Minced jiblets

when your cock gets grounded up into mince
"i had intercourse with my lawn mower, best 2 minates of my life.. unfortunatly i now have minced jiblets."
by Carl November 23, 2004
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