carl's definitions

pikeys

A Pikey is a 'mush' (often pronounced 'mish') that can be found stealing and selling alloys often for use on Esorts or Fiesta's. Similar to Towney scum (who wear socks tucked into their kappa tracksuit trousers...), only with a different (strained) accent. Phrases may include: 'Go-on look, mish', 'Batastoosis', Blood Cunt, Curry Cunt and Chored, etc...

"I'll ave yr eyes out u curry bastad! Give me dem alloys mish b4 i ram me transit into yr caravan..."

by Carl June 8, 2004

meatus

the dickhole

"stick your tongue into the tip of the meatus"

by carl July 15, 2003

cock skocker

noun: a person who can skock a cock

Look at that bitch, finally trained her to be a cock skocker

by Carl February 6, 2004

dangler

You people are morons.. A Dangler is a penis. You know - for the males - it's your Junk.

"Yo baby my dangler ain't danglin' no more when I see that fine badonkadonk ya got in those flyass hotpants"

by Carl August 27, 2003

baby dick

a penis having characteristics of that of a baby

Wesley has a baby dick; it's so small

by carl June 16, 2002

FatSauce

A stout stub of cotton standing 2 feet tall and clad in a blue jacket with red lining. 1 of the 3 buttons is defective. It cannot move or talk without the aid of a nearby Human (Benito). It normally has a jerkish attitude and is lazy as hell. Currently Crowned Miss Teen USA and is awaiting the Billion dollars promised to him.

FatSauce!!!!!!

by Carl August 16, 2003

pica

Worthless unit of measurement only relevant to newspaper designers and graphic design professors.

Why the hell is there not a pica between that photo and that caption?

by Carl March 17, 2005