carl's definitions

Donut Fuck

A point of bottleneck in Starcraft. A bridge or other narrow passageway.

Place the cannons on that donut fuck.

by Carl November 9, 2003

smashed crab

The look of a weather beaten vagina.

"That girl has a smashed crab"

by Carl December 2, 2003

evilroot

Evil op of #Ishin-digital. Ph34r him with much ph34r.

*** PlasticBunny was kicked by evilroot (I am not amused)

by Carl June 11, 2003

Microsfot

microsfot is a common typo of Microsoft

microsfot suxs ass

by Carl May 12, 2003

donkey club

The act of banging a woman from the rear then hitting her upside the head with something hard, such as a beer bottle, to knock her out. The act of going unconcious will cause her to tense up completley thus maximizing the orgasm for the man.

The bitch was trippin, so I donkey clubbed her ass and took off.

by Carl January 14, 2004

kinndy

n. carl's hot ass girlfriend; future wife of carl; richest woman in the world in 20 years;

Carl is the only boy who gets Kinndy. Kinndy is exclusively Carl's.

by Carl January 20, 2004

Fam

Fam is short for family..

its like how people say "sup bro?"
-bro being short for brother
-brother meaning family
= Fam

"sup fam?"

"nuttin much holmes.."

by Carl November 22, 2004