carl's definitions

suck at life

When somebody is so annoying and a waste of your time to be around

"Shut up Quackers, you suck at life"

by Carl October 1, 2004

FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPLIFICATION

the action or habit of classifying something as worthless

I’ve had enough floccinaucinihiliplification

by Carl March 18, 2003

Microsfot

microsfot is a common typo of Microsoft

microsfot suxs ass

by Carl May 12, 2003

bo-jangle'n

when , while playing hackey sack... someone hogs the sack just to show off like a prick....

john was being a dick bo-jangle'n so much...

by Carl February 8, 2005

credit card hippie

Someone who calls themselves a hippie, because they listen to "hippie music," and pretend to go by the hippie values such as peace and open mindness, but really they gossip about people just as much as the regular "prep" and they spend just as much money on their clothes which is pure irony. Credit Card hippies smoke pot which makes them think they're even more "hippie-ish," but while they're high they go out and steal stuff and talk about people. It doesn't take much to be categorized as a "hippie" and even if you do stuff for your community, being mean still definetly doesn't cut it.

"Hey,like how ugly are those girls clothes."
"I know who does she think she is."
"I know gosh, well I'm off to the recycling club meeting"

by Carl April 4, 2005

Uringer

A uringer is when a girl sticks her hand way up a guy's butt and gives him a handjob from the inside.

Mary made Chris turn around and bend over and quickly proceeded to give him a uringer that he would remember forever.

by carl March 11, 2005

horse cock

A penis in the size, shape, and stature, such as that of a horse's

Brett has a horsecock; it's the biggest dick I've ever seen

by carl June 10, 2002