carl's definitions

saltshaker

Carl C.'s //fish-y\\ so called song. Carl is known in SPS c/o 2004! REPRESENT! ! ! for doing the SALTSHAKER dance . . . he was the ferst to noe about the dance in the whole school and probably the whole city. . . now enough of SALTSHAKER . . . TIME TO NOE CARL! ! !. . . he is from Herk-town 510! NOE HIM NOW!

Shake it like a Saltshaker! - Ying Yang Twins feat. Lil' Jon

by Carl March 19, 2004

Volkswagen

the best cars ever made, plus its my house

all hail the bug!!!!!!

by carl September 11, 2003

naked dave

owner of fkd.iwarp.com he is a random hero but its mainly a guy that is always naked every time i go to his house he is naked or has shorts on at the most

"put some clothes on naked dave"

by CaRL January 13, 2004

Uringer

A uringer is when a girl sticks her hand way up a guy's butt and gives him a handjob from the inside.

Mary made Chris turn around and bend over and quickly proceeded to give him a uringer that he would remember forever.

by carl March 11, 2005

credit card hippie

Someone who calls themselves a hippie, because they listen to "hippie music," and pretend to go by the hippie values such as peace and open mindness, but really they gossip about people just as much as the regular "prep" and they spend just as much money on their clothes which is pure irony. Credit Card hippies smoke pot which makes them think they're even more "hippie-ish," but while they're high they go out and steal stuff and talk about people. It doesn't take much to be categorized as a "hippie" and even if you do stuff for your community, being mean still definetly doesn't cut it.

"Hey,like how ugly are those girls clothes."
"I know who does she think she is."
"I know gosh, well I'm off to the recycling club meeting"

by Carl April 4, 2005

horse cock

A penis in the size, shape, and stature, such as that of a horse's

Brett has a horsecock; it's the biggest dick I've ever seen

by carl June 10, 2002

bodonkadonk

A big thick bootyliscious grabtastic
ass, mainly on african american women, although - there are plenty of white skittles that have Badonkadonks.

"Damn T, That hoe got one slamin' badonkadonk" "Thats Right, My Dear Friend, She does, and I've 'hit that shizznit with my dangla many times'

by Carl August 27, 2003