carl's definitions

meatus

the dickhole

"stick your tongue into the tip of the meatus"

by carl July 15, 2003

pikeys

A Pikey is a 'mush' (often pronounced 'mish') that can be found stealing and selling alloys often for use on Esorts or Fiesta's. Similar to Towney scum (who wear socks tucked into their kappa tracksuit trousers...), only with a different (strained) accent. Phrases may include: 'Go-on look, mish', 'Batastoosis', Blood Cunt, Curry Cunt and Chored, etc...

"I'll ave yr eyes out u curry bastad! Give me dem alloys mish b4 i ram me transit into yr caravan..."

by Carl June 8, 2004

hotcarl

After heterosexual butt sex, the male extracts his member from her anus and places it in her cock holster(mouth).

After a brutal ass pounding, Johnny rewards Susie with a hotcarl.

by Carl November 26, 2003

dangler

You people are morons.. A Dangler is a penis. You know - for the males - it's your Junk.

"Yo baby my dangler ain't danglin' no more when I see that fine badonkadonk ya got in those flyass hotpants"

by Carl August 27, 2003

cock skocker

noun: a person who can skock a cock

Look at that bitch, finally trained her to be a cock skocker

by Carl February 6, 2004

skizzy

A stupid ass girl with bad teeth, a flat perm, and a crack habit..

"You man, that skizzy is skeezy fo sheezy my neezy"

by Carl August 27, 2003

b& l&

banned land

where the lamers go when they get b& (banned)

Opie is a n00b and should go to b& l&

by Carl September 9, 2004