Definitions by carl
the up and over
the process of male self-felatio where one lies completely on their back and flips their legs back over their head. Requires extreme flexibility and perhaps a few surgically removed ribs.
Jim went to Pilates five days a week with the hope that we would gain enough flexibility to self-administer the up and over one day. Never again would he need a girlfriend.
the up and over by carl January 16, 2004
donkey club
The act of banging a woman from the rear then hitting her upside the head with something hard, such as a beer bottle, to knock her out. The act of going unconcious will cause her to tense up completley thus maximizing the orgasm for the man.
donkey club by Carl January 14, 2004
conan the niggabarian
A black male who recently arrived from africa and is still ingrained with the hunting and gathering skills of his ancestors.
conan the niggabarian by carl December 6, 2003
hotcarl
After heterosexual butt sex, the male extracts his member from her anus and places it in her cock holster(mouth).