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Definitions by carl

the up and over 

the process of male self-felatio where one lies completely on their back and flips their legs back over their head. Requires extreme flexibility and perhaps a few surgically removed ribs.
Jim went to Pilates five days a week with the hope that we would gain enough flexibility to self-administer the up and over one day. Never again would he need a girlfriend.
the up and over by carl January 16, 2004

donkey club 

The act of banging a woman from the rear then hitting her upside the head with something hard, such as a beer bottle, to knock her out. The act of going unconcious will cause her to tense up completley thus maximizing the orgasm for the man.
The bitch was trippin, so I donkey clubbed her ass and took off.
donkey club by Carl January 14, 2004

naked dave 

owner of fkd.iwarp.com he is a random hero but its mainly a guy that is always naked every time i go to his house he is naked or has shorts on at the most
"put some clothes on naked dave"
naked dave by CaRL January 13, 2004

conan the niggabarian 

A black male who recently arrived from africa and is still ingrained with the hunting and gathering skills of his ancestors.
damn, he conan the niggabarian.
conan the niggabarian by carl December 6, 2003

smashed crab

The look of a weather beaten vagina.
smashed crab by Carl December 2, 2003
The end result of a bad encouter with a not so high class female. Usually involves cash payouts or broken furniture.
Man 1- That girl of mine is crazy. She threw stuff at me cause i said she looked a little hobaggy.
Man 2- what a Skank Job
Skank Job by Carl November 27, 2003
After heterosexual butt sex, the male extracts his member from her anus and places it in her cock holster(mouth).
After a brutal ass pounding, Johnny rewards Susie with a hotcarl.
hotcarl by Carl November 26, 2003