carl's definitions

bliss

1) A song written by muse...bloody great song, great band too.

2) Happyness, ecstasy and feeling good..see muse for a song called "feeling good" also.

3) The name for a wallpaper on windows xp. The most interesting image made by microsoft.

Give me all the peace and joy in your mind.

by Carl November 24, 2003

sanford & son

best tv show ever, period.

sanford and son is on, werd.

by carl November 14, 2003

Towny

Ignorant moronic wankers that listen to repetitive car alarms, beat up people who are 5 years old or 89 years old, take pills and go nowhere in life. Hang about in dark alleys so they can rape little kids.

ur life is so shit that u r a towny

by carl August 25, 2003

donkey club

The act of banging a woman from the rear then hitting her upside the head with something hard, such as a beer bottle, to knock her out. The act of going unconcious will cause her to tense up completley thus maximizing the orgasm for the man.

The bitch was trippin, so I donkey clubbed her ass and took off.

by Carl January 14, 2004

fizz that

a question asked by one person to another, in reference to a third party, inquring if they would like to have sex with the person in question

hey carl, check her out,, "fizz that"?

by carl May 20, 2003

Giggles The Cat

The best player in the world at the video game "StarCraft: Brood War", published by Blizzard North in 1998.

Giggles The Cat am THX.

by Carl October 20, 2003

smashed crab

The look of a weather beaten vagina.

"That girl has a smashed crab"

by Carl December 2, 2003