carl's definitions

Uringer

A uringer is when a girl sticks her hand way up a guy's butt and gives him a handjob from the inside.

Mary made Chris turn around and bend over and quickly proceeded to give him a uringer that he would remember forever.

by carl March 11, 2005

the up and over

the process of male self-felatio where one lies completely on their back and flips their legs back over their head. Requires extreme flexibility and perhaps a few surgically removed ribs.

Jim went to Pilates five days a week with the hope that we would gain enough flexibility to self-administer the up and over one day. Never again would he need a girlfriend.

by carl January 16, 2004

skizzy

A stupid ass girl with bad teeth, a flat perm, and a crack habit..

"You man, that skizzy is skeezy fo sheezy my neezy"

by Carl August 27, 2003

b& l&

banned land

where the lamers go when they get b& (banned)

Opie is a n00b and should go to b& l&

by Carl September 9, 2004

grittin' on

to stare at something/someone

Damn! That hoe is grittin' on me like crazy!

by Carl February 18, 2003

ringjam

a ghetto way to say 'ringtone' for a cell phone

'Yo, I just downloaded some new ringjams.

by carl October 24, 2004

dick breath

The smell of someone's breath or tongue after they sucked on the penis.

Sarah really had some penis breath after sucking John's penis.

by Carl August 12, 2004