carl's definitions

Skank Job

The end result of a bad encouter with a not so high class female. Usually involves cash payouts or broken furniture.

Man 1- That girl of mine is crazy. She threw stuff at me cause i said she looked a little hobaggy.
Man 2- what a Skank Job

by Carl November 27, 2003

baby dick

a penis having characteristics of that of a baby

Wesley has a baby dick; it's so small

by carl June 16, 2002

monas

A person who is stupid/lacking in intellect, someone who defies common sense.

"Oh you stupid monas" would mean "you total idiot". "Don't be a monas man..." etc.

by Carl June 4, 2003

radar king

A radar king is someone who can not play any type of video game, whether it be Virtual Reality, Computer, or consol without the use of a RADAR. They become very ashamed at not knowing there whereabouts, and thus are given the title RADAR KING. They pretend to be afk in order to not feel guilt or ashamed for there own stupidity, but when a friend draws near they miraculously come back.. thus they are given the name RADAR KING. Without the radar, they feel very lonely and lost in the game.. even when the game does not require it, for instance pac man. They than install Radar 2.0 and proceed to play with the safety of the radar. RADAR KING.

Anthony Verown is a radar king.

OR

Look at that radar king run through the jungle.

by Carl November 15, 2004

chuck a roastin'

to "get ones chuck a roasting" is like putting your penis in a nice warm pussy, thus your "chuck" gets a "roastin"

I got my chuck a roastin with Jen Zaino over the weekend

by Carl February 25, 2005

Blue Screen Of Death

Microsoft's most successful program

"At microsoft, we are running out of money, so we will now charge you for the blue screen of death"

by Carl November 20, 2003

Uringer

A uringer is when a girl sticks her hand way up a guy's butt and gives him a handjob from the inside.

Mary made Chris turn around and bend over and quickly proceeded to give him a uringer that he would remember forever.

by carl March 11, 2005