carl's definitions

monas

A person who is stupid/lacking in intellect, someone who defies common sense.

"Oh you stupid monas" would mean "you total idiot". "Don't be a monas man..." etc.

by Carl June 4, 2003

chuck a roastin'

to "get ones chuck a roasting" is like putting your penis in a nice warm pussy, thus your "chuck" gets a "roastin"

I got my chuck a roastin with Jen Zaino over the weekend

by Carl February 25, 2005

choda dolphin

an individual who uses one's tongue to stimulate another's choda, and mimicing
the swimming patterns of a dolphin. (dolpineus comlineus)

Man, did you see that? he had crazy skill on that guys choda; he must have studied at university of choda dolphining.

by carl September 20, 2003

a "J"

another word for joint

Yo wigga lets go smoke that "J" or i'll kizzle your ass mofo!

by Carl May 13, 2005

suck at life

When somebody is so annoying and a waste of your time to be around

"Shut up Quackers, you suck at life"

by Carl October 1, 2004

FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPLIFICATION

the action or habit of classifying something as worthless

I’ve had enough floccinaucinihiliplification

by Carl March 18, 2003

donkey club

The act of banging a woman from the rear then hitting her upside the head with something hard, such as a beer bottle, to knock her out. The act of going unconcious will cause her to tense up completley thus maximizing the orgasm for the man.

The bitch was trippin, so I donkey clubbed her ass and took off.

by Carl January 14, 2004