tom's potato

A type of bird with no legs, beak or tail.

That Tom's potato was lit.

by Deeperdaddy7 November 25, 2016

tom's small dick

The name of one who usually has no balls

"wow that's Tom's small dick"

"Tom tried masturbation but couldn't find his dick"

by 69dicklove69 June 18, 2014

Tom's Mom

A very outgoing mother who has already slept with most of the people that Tom is associated with.. and most of the town for that matter.

Tom's mom can be put into any sloganizer to get some pretty funny results such as "It's Quick, It's Easy, It's Tom's Mom"

Tom's mom can be used as a come-back to any person named Tom, and usually is a hit with the crowd. The phrase is rapidly becoming a popular thing to say even in conversations that dont involve anyone named Tom.

Scott: Who did you take to the movies last night?

Sean: Tom's Mom

by Rick A. Rolla October 3, 2008

tom's in town

Time Of the Month.
It's a difficult thing to understand girl talk.

You're getting there. Just don't piss her off.

Andrew: damn why are u in a such a fucking bad mood today!
Sara: Didn't you hear asshole? Tom's in town!

by Karenlovestigers February 18, 2009

tom's cock

when playing multiplayer on Call of Duty: Black Ops, you get killed by a tomahawk. what really happens is you suck on Tom's cock.

Black Ops: player 1 got killed by a tomahawk

Player 1: Damn! i just sucked on Tom's cock!!!

by ijustknowandyoujustdont March 8, 2011

Tom's House

A place where people mess around, blow shit up, tag/spray paint or just fuck around when they dont have anything better to do.

Sketch in ones mind

Lets go to Tom's House and blow something up.

by Little Johnson September 5, 2008

Tom's Mum

Where someone is so bad at computer games you threaten to phone their mum to come over and play for them.

Player 1: Dude, you just died... Again.

Player 2 : (Irrelevant whiny excuse)

Player 1 : Don't worry, I've already started ringing Tom's Mum.

by Fumita October 18, 2012