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chava

Translation in gypsy is stupid.

Chavas are complete scum and if they are seen should be burned at the stake or if fire is not available use any other way e.g. gun, large bat or plank with rusty nail.
The typical scum that live on street corners.
by Callum April 4, 2005
mugGet the chavamug.

chunk

half chav half punk who listen to rap music like eminem and punk music like greenday
tht kid aint a goth hes a chunk
by callum May 13, 2005
mugGet the chunkmug.

dunhill

the smoothest smoke you'll get. Try the international ones...quality.
Whoah, that was smooth!
by Callum March 11, 2004
mugGet the dunhillmug.

scathe

a mock said either subtely or openly to a person or group of people. A scathe can be measured accordingly depending on the severity of the lyrical burn on the victim. Ie- 5th degree scathe: Home remedy. 4th degree scathe: Hospital check up. 3rd degree: minor plastic surgery. 2nd degree: extensive plastic surgery. 1st degree: brain dead. 0'd degree: Dead. The scathe is usually followed up by the sharp sound 'uoooawwww' to signify the scathe has been successful. A subtle scathe can also be termed a 'symbolic meaning' or 'hidden mock.' The use of the word originated in Mt Roskill, Auckland, New Zealand by Callum 'ODI' E alias genius,iron tongue,monty,salvador and Kartik 'IR' W alias kza,ray,cuban link. The pair recently formed the lyrically based krew 'K.O.E.'-knights over Egypt.
Indirect- "Dude, you just got scathed."

Direct- "1st degree(example): Bashir Ali calls Callum E on his mobile, and the pair chat away. In the backround Sharan G being the cheeky infidel he is, swears and curses Bashir, firing off level three-four scathes, oblivious to the fact that Bashir can indeed hear him as the phone is on loudspeaker. Bashir demands that Callum give Sharan the phone, which he does. As the phone connects with Sharan's ear, the chilling words 'BITCH WHAT' echo into his conscience. The sheer tenacity of those words, his daring choice of words, and his gangster tone epitomised a level one scathe."
by Callum February 18, 2005
mugGet the scathemug.

biffster

spliff,bud,green cronic.all the same, god's gift to man kind
I was chilling at my crib smoking some biffster,and enjoying the good life!
by callum June 22, 2004
mugGet the biffstermug.

skidmarks

A Brown crusty trail, remaining in under garments afer a night on the piss. Resemble rubber marks on the road made by a heavy braking car
Whoah...Super skidmarks bro!
by Callum May 15, 2003
mugGet the skidmarksmug.

bogwop

bogwop is a piece of shit with fluff stuck to it
i looked in the toilet and saw a bog wop
by callum May 13, 2005
mugGet the bogwopmug.

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