turbo shandy

by Callum May 23, 2003
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scuba steve

1. someone who fails chemistry on a daily basis.
2. Who who sails the 7 seas and then shits in your toilet.
3. One horny kid who wants Ms. Zatta's ass.
If I dont study, I might become a scuba steve!
by Callum January 09, 2005
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biffster

spliff,bud,green cronic.all the same, god's gift to man kind
I was chilling at my crib smoking some biffster,and enjoying the good life!
by callum June 22, 2004
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zig

A replacement for the word 'thing'. First used in cult video game 'Zero Wing' and video 'All Your Base Are Belong To Us
L337 d00d: Capture every zig!
by Callum September 27, 2005
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scathe

a mock said either subtely or openly to a person or group of people. A scathe can be measured accordingly depending on the severity of the lyrical burn on the victim. Ie- 5th degree scathe: Home remedy. 4th degree scathe: Hospital check up. 3rd degree: minor plastic surgery. 2nd degree: extensive plastic surgery. 1st degree: brain dead. 0'd degree: Dead. The scathe is usually followed up by the sharp sound 'uoooawwww' to signify the scathe has been successful. A subtle scathe can also be termed a 'symbolic meaning' or 'hidden mock.' The use of the word originated in Mt Roskill, Auckland, New Zealand by Callum 'ODI' E alias genius,iron tongue,monty,salvador and Kartik 'IR' W alias kza,ray,cuban link. The pair recently formed the lyrically based krew 'K.O.E.'-knights over Egypt.
Indirect- "Dude, you just got scathed."

Direct- "1st degree(example): Bashir Ali calls Callum E on his mobile, and the pair chat away. In the backround Sharan G being the cheeky infidel he is, swears and curses Bashir, firing off level three-four scathes, oblivious to the fact that Bashir can indeed hear him as the phone is on loudspeaker. Bashir demands that Callum give Sharan the phone, which he does. As the phone connects with Sharan's ear, the chilling words 'BITCH WHAT' echo into his conscience. The sheer tenacity of those words, his daring choice of words, and his gangster tone epitomised a level one scathe."
by Callum February 18, 2005
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chava

Translation in gypsy is stupid.

Chavas are complete scum and if they are seen should be burned at the stake or if fire is not available use any other way e.g. gun, large bat or plank with rusty nail.
The typical scum that live on street corners.
by Callum April 04, 2005
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smartprice

asda cheap brand student food, the daddy of all.
smartprice noodles 8p
by Callum November 24, 2004
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