c's definitions

god

the hottest engineer, programmer, physicist, artist, and mathematician this universe has yet to achieve a sorry clue about.

"I shall never believe that God plays dice with the world." -A. Einstein

by C February 22, 2004

snap a deuce

As above, but can be signaled by snapping one's fingers.

Snap fingers, leave index and middle finger extended after snap.

by C February 21, 2004

off the bridge

Out of control, outrageously fun.

See off the hook and off the chain.

"Chuckles is off the bridge, son!"

by C February 21, 2004

Landover Baptist

God's favorite church where True Christians (Baptists) congregate. Landover Baptist is located in Freehold, Iowa and boasts a congregation of 157,000 members and 128 pastors. It preaches the Bible in it's entirety and has no problem telling people they are going to Hell. They pretty much hate everyone who isn't a White Anglo-Saxon Baptist, including, but not limited to Cathylicks, Homosexurals, Jews, Mooslims, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Methodists, Epyskipals, Pentacostals, Blacks, Asians, and anyone else who is unsaved. The church is home to Pastor Deacon Fred, Betty Bowers, Sister Taffy, and Judy O Christian.

Landover Baptist is an incredibly well done parody site that mocks ultra-right wing fundamentalist protestants.

by C February 6, 2004

Ssangyong

Small manufacturer of Korean cars that was at one point owned by Daewoo but is currently independent. Ssangyong, meaning "Twin Dragons" produces the ultra-luxurious Chairman Sedan, based on the Mercedes E Class, the uniquely styled Rexton SUV, the ubiquitious Musso, and the jeep like Korando. The company does not market in the US but has sales in Europe and Asia.

Ssangyong asserted it's independence from Daewoo following the troubled Korean automakers bankruptcy.

by C February 5, 2004

Måns

Man who uses difficult word's like "constitution" at the wrong places

"That man is a legend, he does not exist... he's a... constitution."

by C February 4, 2004

Hilary duff

A false misconception of what talent is. Shallow, lame, and selfish.

Completely blonde, bottled that is. Multi-millionaire for no reason. Mom and daughter trouble makers. Stage people.

HOAX. No singing talent, or knowledge. No live performances. Ever. Moves like she has a wedgie, and has ants in her bra.

Fans=boys who want to fantasize, but can't access porn. Fans=girls who think everyones jealous, because of their awful beauty. Look up narcissism, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears.

Reality TV star fame. Teeny Boppers. Sick men/boys. Fools.

by C February 4, 2004