stroke the dog through the letterbox

stroke the dog through the letterbox
(euph). to slide your hand down the
front of a lady's knickers.

I had to stroke the dog through the letterbox to tide her over.

by C February 24, 2004

shaking like a flatpack wardrobe

shaking like a flatpack wardrobe
(sim). descriptive of the female
equivalent of vinegar strokes.

I knew I had hit the right spot when she was shaking like a flatpack wardrobe

by C February 24, 2004

spam butterfly

spam butterfly (n). a finger assisted
close-up pink shot in a bongo mag.

It was spread wide like a spam butterfly

by C February 24, 2004

god

the hottest engineer, programmer, physicist, artist, and mathematician this universe has yet to achieve a sorry clue about.

"I shall never believe that God plays dice with the world." -A. Einstein

by C February 23, 2004

gerd

noun: A hybrid of "geek" and "nerd"

He's such a gerd! (lalalala)

by C March 31, 2005

world of leather

world of leather (n). the parts of an
aged lady. Granny's oysters.

There's no pain like walking in and seeing a world of leather.

by C February 24, 2004

schlep

noun, a sleep. can be used as "nap".

I'm going to go have a schlep.

by C March 28, 2005