c's definitions

vimal

an act of sheer stupidity which is characterized by great embarrassment that typically results in physical harm to the performer of the act and quality entertainment for the witnesses of the act.

damn, i pulled a vimal.

by c March 26, 2005

yummy mummy

yummy mummy 1.(n). A middle-aged woman
worthy of a good seeing to, eg.
Helen Mirren. 2.(n). A young mother with a
fantastic arse pushing a buggy.

I love to tap yummy mummies.

by C February 24, 2004

hore

see: bitch brownnoser


a reference to an asshole who brownnoses to authority (eg. the "boss")

or

"look at that ass fucker, he hores his way up to the top."

by C August 23, 2004

Landover Baptist

God's favorite church where True Christians (Baptists) congregate. Landover Baptist is located in Freehold, Iowa and boasts a congregation of 157,000 members and 128 pastors. It preaches the Bible in it's entirety and has no problem telling people they are going to Hell. They pretty much hate everyone who isn't a White Anglo-Saxon Baptist, including, but not limited to Cathylicks, Homosexurals, Jews, Mooslims, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Methodists, Epyskipals, Pentacostals, Blacks, Asians, and anyone else who is unsaved. The church is home to Pastor Deacon Fred, Betty Bowers, Sister Taffy, and Judy O Christian.

Landover Baptist is an incredibly well done parody site that mocks ultra-right wing fundamentalist protestants.

by C February 6, 2004

ebonics

A type of slang language mainly used by African Americans.

Hey yo, let's go rob dat bank and shoot dat person and smoke dat weed yo.

by C June 15, 2004

point ^

as you walk up to some one you put your hand on their shoulder and point up. As they look you you walk away in disbelief!

by c February 14, 2003

protestantism

Protestantism stemmed from the Reformation. Protestantism at its most basic is the belief in justification by faith alone, the priesthood of all believers, and the supremecy of the bible. There are countless protestant denominations and none of them can agree on anything beyond that. Some Baptists dislike being labeled Protestants and insist that they are christians while some Anglicans define themselves as Anglo-Catholics. Most Protestants are very decent people and are interested in serving God in the best way possible. Unfortunatly, protestantism has been tainted throughout the years by racism, elitism, anti-semetism, and worst of all, violent anti-catholicism.

Protestatism and Catholicism should get along since they are both worshipping the same God.

by C May 12, 2004