dangermouse

dangermouse (euph). a tampon.

She needs a dangermouse when the cones are out

by C February 24, 2004

B3ta

Somewhere to play instead of getting on with your work.

"Couldn't be bothered completing that order, but look! I Photoshopped a kitten!"

by C November 20, 2003

Doosh Tool

Someone who act like a idiot or homo

Billy is a Doosh Tool

by C March 07, 2003

cock lodger

cock lodger (n). A bloke who lives in
his bird's house without paying
rent.

Girl: Her boyfriend lives with her.
Guy: Oh, so he's a cock lodger.

by C February 24, 2004

docker's tea break

docker's tea break (sim). Descriptive
of something very long.

"Oh, what
a tiny little man", laughed Veruca Salt as
she saw the Oompah Lumpah. "He
may be small", cautioned Mr. Wonka as he
turned briskly on his heel, "but
he'll have a cock as long as a docker's
tea break.") From 'Charlie and the
chocolate sandwich', by Roald Dahl.

by C February 24, 2004

Wet Chilada

Fucking a girl in the ass while at the same time dunking her head in the toilet were you just recently shit and giving her a swirly

Chevy gave Chilada a wet chilada to prove his love

by C March 15, 2005

foreign

Not local. A state that accompanies many stupid questions like "omg, we drive on <i>this</i> side of the road?!?"

"shut up you f-ing foreigner"

by C August 21, 2004