c's definitions

cock lodger

cock lodger (n). A bloke who lives in
his bird's house without paying
rent.

Girl: Her boyfriend lives with her.
Guy: Oh, so he's a cock lodger.

by C February 24, 2004

Doosh Tool

Someone who act like a idiot or homo

Billy is a Doosh Tool

by C March 7, 2003

porno balls

Testicles that have had their pubic hair either removed or trimmed in an effort to accentuate the size of the penile shaft.

"What the fuck happened to your nut hair," she asked.

"Baby, them's porno balls! Ya gotsta trim the shrubs to make the tree look bigger," I retorted.

"I see. Let's fuck."

by C May 6, 2005

Strobe-light honey

A girl that looks great in a dark club under strobe-lighting but is a different story under normal lighting

I hooked up at X-club with this chick but when we met the next day she turned out to be a strobe-light honey.

by C April 23, 2005

pisshead's labourer

pisshead's labourer (n). a barman.

I need to see my pisshead's labourer

by C February 24, 2004

full english breakfast

full English breakfast (n). A very
untidy vagina that is frankly too
much to face first thing in the morning.

She wanted a quick one this morning, but that was one full English breakfast.

by C February 24, 2004

der hornen

cf. the horns
in reference to the Penny-Arcade comic of August 4, 2004

Tycho: Jesus Christ threw up the horns?
Gabe: What can I say? Jesus is fucking metal.

by C January 7, 2005