c's definitions

funny sex terms

Hot Mike-The act of crossing you legs indian style and being able to do a handstand at the same time while taking a shit and letting it roll down your back and balance the shit on ur neck

Instead of using the bathroom mike gave him self a hot mike to use his shit as entertainment

by C March 15, 2005

Frec

Engineering frosh group leader. Invovles painting themselves purple (completely purple) with gentian and slamming a four hundred dollar jacket on the ground while screaming, "you're never going to be a year frosh, you're never going to climb the pole, you're never going to pass 112"

by C October 19, 2003

bugner's eye

Bugner's eye (n). Flapless female
genitalia, resembling Joe Bugner's
closed-up eye in any fight he's ever had.

That fanny I was with last night had a Bugner's eye

by C February 24, 2004

Kim Jong Il

With his trademark bouffant hairdo, designer sunglasses, and tan tracksuit, "Dear Leader" Kim Jong Il, is the quinessential mad dictator. Ruling over the impoverished and isolated nation of North Korea, Kim Jong Il has been responsible for the mass starvation, torture, and opression of millions of people. He has also perpetrated an insane personality cult centering around him and his late father Kim Il Sung. The dictator has also taken an interest in nuclear weaponry and acts of state sponsored terrorism.

Kim Jong Il drinks imported cognac and dines on fresh lobster while his people eat grass off the hillsides.

by C May 11, 2004

engineer

A superior person

"we are, we are, we are, we are, we are the engineers. We can, we can, we can, we can demolish forty beers. Drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, now come along with us. For we don't give a damn for any old man who don't give a damn about us.

Those money grubbing commie fucks are going straight to hell. And all those puny artsci' shits will work at Taco-Bell. So kiss my ass and fill my glass, it's only beer eleven. We live at Clark, we've made our mark, we're Sci'o'fucking seven!!!!!!!!

by C October 19, 2003

warlocked

To be reduced in effectiveness; rendered inferior.

I bought a new vacuum cleaner but as soon as I took it out of the box I knew it was seriously warlocked. I could hardly get the damn thing to work. Fortunately, the store's policy on warlocked goods allowed me to get a refund.

by C April 17, 2005

sexytary

A secretary that you would love to bend over the desk and fuck!

Me and all my pals at a very well known law firm are sexytaries!

by C August 5, 2003