c's definitions

der hornen

cf. the horns
in reference to the Penny-Arcade comic of August 4, 2004

Tycho: Jesus Christ threw up the horns?
Gabe: What can I say? Jesus is fucking metal.

by C January 7, 2005

full english breakfast

full English breakfast (n). A very
untidy vagina that is frankly too
much to face first thing in the morning.

She wanted a quick one this morning, but that was one full English breakfast.

by C February 24, 2004

pisshead's labourer

pisshead's labourer (n). a barman.

I need to see my pisshead's labourer

by C February 24, 2004

zakee

when u forget your boots in ny and find out about it when u get to utah.

damn, i pulled a zakee

by c March 26, 2005

shaking like a flatpack wardrobe

shaking like a flatpack wardrobe
(sim). descriptive of the female
equivalent of vinegar strokes.

I knew I had hit the right spot when she was shaking like a flatpack wardrobe

by C February 24, 2004

porno balls

Testicles that have had their pubic hair either removed or trimmed in an effort to accentuate the size of the penile shaft.

"What the fuck happened to your nut hair," she asked.

"Baby, them's porno balls! Ya gotsta trim the shrubs to make the tree look bigger," I retorted.

"I see. Let's fuck."

by C May 6, 2005

tool

MIT style...

n. a person who is so devoted to their academic or lab work that they often pass up social opportunities in interest of getting work done.

v. to do academic or lab work (gerund: tooling)

Max is such a tool, he decided to go to lab instead of party with us on Saturday night.

by C April 10, 2006