c's definitions

pisshead's labourer

pisshead's labourer (n). a barman.

I need to see my pisshead's labourer

by C February 24, 2004

shaking like a flatpack wardrobe

shaking like a flatpack wardrobe
(sim). descriptive of the female
equivalent of vinegar strokes.

I knew I had hit the right spot when she was shaking like a flatpack wardrobe

by C February 24, 2004

porno balls

Testicles that have had their pubic hair either removed or trimmed in an effort to accentuate the size of the penile shaft.

"What the fuck happened to your nut hair," she asked.

"Baby, them's porno balls! Ya gotsta trim the shrubs to make the tree look bigger," I retorted.

"I see. Let's fuck."

by C May 6, 2005

zakee

when u forget your boots in ny and find out about it when u get to utah.

damn, i pulled a zakee

by c March 26, 2005

point ^

as you walk up to some one you put your hand on their shoulder and point up. As they look you you walk away in disbelief!

by c February 14, 2003

B3ta

Somewhere to play instead of getting on with your work.

"Couldn't be bothered completing that order, but look! I Photoshopped a kitten!"

by C November 20, 2003

schleif

When two guys screw both holes on a girl at the same time.

Me and my buddy totally schleifed Mary Jane Rottencrotch last night.

by c August 20, 2003