c's definitions

jizziotherapy

jizziotherapy (n). A three minute
one-handed massage that relieves
stiffness for up to half an hour.

I had to go to the rub and tug for some jizziotherapy last night.

by C February 24, 2004

lama

- alternative to saying "word".
- also is a big animal that occasionally spits

This class sux! "Lama"

by C August 17, 2004

inquirous

adj 1. to actively seek out the identity of another by overtly external means; 2. to be curious about another beyond any reasonable means; 3. to google the ungoogleable.

-Why the fuck you being so inquirous?
It vexes me to not know the answer.

Inquirous motherfuckers google'd my ass, then spammed 12 forums to discover my identity.

by c April 26, 2004

BJ

Betsey Johnson, a high fashion clothing label.

"Boys love BJ's" or "I love BJ"

by c July 31, 2004

beer mugger

beer mugger (n). The man you discover
has hit you over the head and taken
£5 out of your wallet the morning after
you "nip out for a couple of
pints".

The beer mugger got me again last night.

by C February 24, 2004

Måns

Man who uses difficult word's like "constitution" at the wrong places

"That man is a legend, he does not exist... he's a... constitution."

by C February 4, 2004

cones are out

cones are out (euph). ie, only one
lane in use. ragweek. (cf. period)

Man 1: What's wrong with him?
Man 2: Cones are out.
Man 1: Poor sod.

by C February 24, 2004