Urban Dictionary: Definitions by c

full english breakfast

full English breakfast (n). A very
untidy vagina that is frankly too
much to face first thing in the morning.

She wanted a quick one this morning, but that was one full English breakfast.

The neds have Glasgow salad on the side of everything.

Glasgow salad by C February 24, 2004

jizziotherapy (n). A three minute
one-handed massage that relieves
stiffness for up to half an hour.

I had to go to the rub and tug for some jizziotherapy last night.

jizziotherapy by C February 24, 2004

pisshead's labourer (n). a barman.

pisshead's labourer by C February 24, 2004

rantallion (n). 18th c. One whose shot
pouch is longer than the barrel
of his fouling piece.

We saw him in the locker room and he's a real rantallion.

rantallion by C February 24, 2004

snatch patch (n). a feminine hygiene
product. An alternative to the dangermouse.

She needs a snatch patch because the cones are out

snatch patch by C February 24, 2004

cones are out (euph). ie, only one
lane in use. ragweek. (cf. period)

Man 1: What's wrong with him?
Man 2: Cones are out.
Man 1: Poor sod.

cones are out by C February 24, 2004