c's definitions

schleif

When two guys screw both holes on a girl at the same time.

Me and my buddy totally schleifed Mary Jane Rottencrotch last night.

by c August 20, 2003

B3ta

Somewhere to play instead of getting on with your work.

"Couldn't be bothered completing that order, but look! I Photoshopped a kitten!"

by C November 20, 2003

sexytary

A secretary that you would love to bend over the desk and fuck!

Me and all my pals at a very well known law firm are sexytaries!

by C August 5, 2003

busby

A very hairy pussy. Usually belonging to a woman with dark hair, who does not shave or prune her bush.

I didn't go muffdiving as she had a busby.

by C August 5, 2003

pirate special

the act of ejaculating in the eye of a partner until that eye can no longer be used.

I was feeling baby girl so much i had to give her the pirate special

by C March 24, 2003

Initial D

a poorly-drawn anime about racing cars and a video game which is a challenge to spend more money buying parts for your cars than the other people who play the game.

I played Initial D once. Then the machine asked for another dollar despite the fact that I won, so I never played again. Ugh.

by C November 28, 2003

SARPS

Severe Acute Respiratory Problem Sucka'

Person 1:Whats wrong with Teddy? He got SARS or something?
Person 2: Nah, worse, SARPS bitch!

by C April 17, 2004