cones are out

cones are out (euph). ie, only one
lane in use. ragweek. (cf. period)

Man 1: What's wrong with him?
Man 2: Cones are out.
Man 1: Poor sod.

by C February 24, 2004

Kim Jong Il

With his trademark bouffant hairdo, designer sunglasses, and tan tracksuit, "Dear Leader" Kim Jong Il, is the quinessential mad dictator. Ruling over the impoverished and isolated nation of North Korea, Kim Jong Il has been responsible for the mass starvation, torture, and opression of millions of people. He has also perpetrated an insane personality cult centering around him and his late father Kim Il Sung. The dictator has also taken an interest in nuclear weaponry and acts of state sponsored terrorism.

Kim Jong Il drinks imported cognac and dines on fresh lobster while his people eat grass off the hillsides.

by C May 11, 2004

zakee

when u forget your boots in ny and find out about it when u get to utah.

damn, i pulled a zakee

by c March 26, 2005

off the bridge

Out of control, outrageously fun.

See off the hook and off the chain.

"Chuckles is off the bridge, son!"

by C February 21, 2004

dangermouse

dangermouse (euph). a tampon.

She needs a dangermouse when the cones are out

by C February 24, 2004

zeyar

BURMA!!!!! see also zaboo

zeyar is from BURMA!!!

by C January 05, 2004

cock lodger

cock lodger (n). A bloke who lives in
his bird's house without paying
rent.

Girl: Her boyfriend lives with her.
Guy: Oh, so he's a cock lodger.

by C February 24, 2004