c's definitions

porno balls

Testicles that have had their pubic hair either removed or trimmed in an effort to accentuate the size of the penile shaft.

"What the fuck happened to your nut hair," she asked.

"Baby, them's porno balls! Ya gotsta trim the shrubs to make the tree look bigger," I retorted.

"I see. Let's fuck."

by C May 6, 2005

Strobe-light honey

A girl that looks great in a dark club under strobe-lighting but is a different story under normal lighting

I hooked up at X-club with this chick but when we met the next day she turned out to be a strobe-light honey.

by C April 23, 2005

Ssangyong

Small manufacturer of Korean cars that was at one point owned by Daewoo but is currently independent. Ssangyong, meaning "Twin Dragons" produces the ultra-luxurious Chairman Sedan, based on the Mercedes E Class, the uniquely styled Rexton SUV, the ubiquitious Musso, and the jeep like Korando. The company does not market in the US but has sales in Europe and Asia.

Ssangyong asserted it's independence from Daewoo following the troubled Korean automakers bankruptcy.

by C February 5, 2004

gollum

a strange midget resembaling peter stamp who gets pleasure from stroking his ring.

hey pete what u doin,.......ARGHH PUT IT AWAY!

by C January 9, 2004

Bronco Sauce

Jizz from a gay man, usually applied to food.

Did you order extra bronco sauce on your burger?

by C June 30, 2004

snatch patch

snatch patch (n). a feminine hygiene
product. An alternative to the dangermouse.

She needs a snatch patch because the cones are out

by C February 24, 2004

rantallion

rantallion (n). 18th c. One whose shot
pouch is longer than the barrel
of his fouling piece.

We saw him in the locker room and he's a real rantallion.

by C February 24, 2004