fancy wank

fancy wank (v). To use an ugly bird's
fanny to save wear and tear on
your hand.

Last night he went out the club and had himself a fancy wank.

by C February 24, 2004

pisshead's labourer

pisshead's labourer (n). a barman.

I need to see my pisshead's labourer

by C February 24, 2004

shaking like a flatpack wardrobe

shaking like a flatpack wardrobe
(sim). descriptive of the female
equivalent of vinegar strokes.

I knew I had hit the right spot when she was shaking like a flatpack wardrobe

by C February 24, 2004

porno balls

Testicles that have had their pubic hair either removed or trimmed in an effort to accentuate the size of the penile shaft.

"What the fuck happened to your nut hair," she asked.

"Baby, them's porno balls! Ya gotsta trim the shrubs to make the tree look bigger," I retorted.

"I see. Let's fuck."

by C May 06, 2005