Beeriod

beeriod (n). Weekly malady suffered by
men after a night on the pop.
Symptons include headache, moodyness and a
bloated stomach.

"Leave me alone,
woman, my beeriod started this morning."

by C February 24, 2004

snatch patch

snatch patch (n). a feminine hygiene
product. An alternative to the dangermouse.

She needs a snatch patch because the cones are out

by C February 24, 2004

WGWAG

WGWAG (acro.) White Guy With Asian Girlfriend

WGWAGs are a rare breed

by C January 07, 2005

docker's tea break

docker's tea break (sim). Descriptive
of something very long.

"Oh, what
a tiny little man", laughed Veruca Salt as
she saw the Oompah Lumpah. "He
may be small", cautioned Mr. Wonka as he
turned briskly on his heel, "but
he'll have a cock as long as a docker's
tea break.") From 'Charlie and the
chocolate sandwich', by Roald Dahl.

by C February 24, 2004