beer mugger

beer mugger (n). The man you discover
has hit you over the head and taken
£5 out of your wallet the morning after
you "nip out for a couple of
pints".

The beer mugger got me again last night.

by C February 24, 2004

Initial D

a poorly-drawn anime about racing cars and a video game which is a challenge to spend more money buying parts for your cars than the other people who play the game.

I played Initial D once. Then the machine asked for another dollar despite the fact that I won, so I never played again. Ugh.

by C November 29, 2003

Hilary duff

A false misconception of what talent is. Shallow, lame, and selfish.

Completely blonde, bottled that is. Multi-millionaire for no reason. Mom and daughter trouble makers. Stage people.

HOAX. No singing talent, or knowledge. No live performances. Ever. Moves like she has a wedgie, and has ants in her bra.

Fans=boys who want to fantasize, but can't access porn. Fans=girls who think everyones jealous, because of their awful beauty. Look up narcissism, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears.

Reality TV star fame. Teeny Boppers. Sick men/boys. Fools.

by C February 04, 2004

Dib

An idiot, one whom is worthy of something insulting and also specially bad for their stupid action.

Man 1: I shot a dog with a pellent gun, ate it, and got rabies.

Man 2: Your such a dib

by C December 05, 2003

fancy wank

fancy wank (v). To use an ugly bird's
fanny to save wear and tear on
your hand.

Last night he went out the club and had himself a fancy wank.

by C February 24, 2004

girltalk

Deep conversation between members of the female sex. Contrary to popular believe, it is not always about boys.

We stayed up mad late at our sleepover last night and had girltalk.

by C April 18, 2005

woodpecker

woodpecker (n). a woman who performs
rapid, hands-free horatio. From the
movement of the bird's head as she hammers
your trunk.

She's a real woodpecker.

by C February 24, 2004