116 definitions by c

Testicles that have had their pubic hair either removed or trimmed in an effort to accentuate the size of the penile shaft.
"What the fuck happened to your nut hair," she asked.

"Baby, them's porno balls! Ya gotsta trim the shrubs to make the tree look bigger," I retorted.

"I see. Let's fuck."
by c May 6, 2005
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As above, but can be signaled by snapping one's fingers.
Snap fingers, leave index and middle finger extended after snap.
by c February 21, 2004
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A type of generic spam often found on Internet message boards and forums. Sometimes used to simply disurpt a thread, other times used more malaciously to flood or disable a forum.
Thread Topic: How 'bout them Bears?
Post A: Yeah, they doin great this year.
Post B: Their contract deals suck, they're going down fast.
Post C: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...
by c March 25, 2004
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Being in love, because it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever!
I just don't get it...I'm totally caleeditied
by c April 19, 2005
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just pure and simple hot in every single way, smile, eyes, body, personality, pure hot. yummmmmm :o)
Dave is hizot!!!!!!!
by c June 14, 2006
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Fucking a girl in the ass while at the same time dunking her head in the toilet were you just recently shit and giving her a swirly
Chevy gave Chilada a wet chilada to prove his love
by c March 15, 2005
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Not local. A state that accompanies many stupid questions like "omg, we drive on <i>this</i> side of the road?!?"
by c August 22, 2004
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