c's definitions

snatch patch

snatch patch (n). a feminine hygiene
product. An alternative to the dangermouse.

She needs a snatch patch because the cones are out

by C February 24, 2004

spam butterfly

spam butterfly (n). a finger assisted
close-up pink shot in a bongo mag.

It was spread wide like a spam butterfly

by C February 24, 2004

stroke the dog through the letterbox

stroke the dog through the letterbox
(euph). to slide your hand down the
front of a lady's knickers.

I had to stroke the dog through the letterbox to tide her over.

by C February 24, 2004

woodpecker

woodpecker (n). a woman who performs
rapid, hands-free horatio. From the
movement of the bird's head as she hammers
your trunk.

She's a real woodpecker.

by C February 24, 2004

world of leather

world of leather (n). the parts of an
aged lady. Granny's oysters.

There's no pain like walking in and seeing a world of leather.

by C February 24, 2004

yummy mummy

yummy mummy 1.(n). A middle-aged woman
worthy of a good seeing to, eg.
Helen Mirren. 2.(n). A young mother with a
fantastic arse pushing a buggy.

I love to tap yummy mummies.

by C February 24, 2004

cunning linguist

cunning linguist (n). one who's quick with the tongue.

Women love nothing more than a good cunning linguist

by C February 24, 2004